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    Red face OT- got a job

    I was this close to going out with some chick from Louisville, Kentucky, for one of them 6-9 month relationships. Shaolin-Do'ers can relax, her last name wasn't "The". Instead I got a blow job in "Greektown," off Halsted. Close enough to Union Station, but away from the hustle-bustle of downtown proper. Easy get-away, not too many witnesses.

    I'm going back Monday. I would have been unlaid for 3 months. No manual relief, either, since I got fed up and left my last position on my own. I'm a hot lava developer. Meat market here sucks (both ways). But I will give her a payraise and work on newer technology (I hear there are excellent advancements in foot massagers), and be out of the bullsh!t barhopping scene. That was my goal.

    It's a startup chick to give me rapidly growing confidence.
    What would happen if a year-old baby fell from a fourth-floor window onto the head of a burly truck driver, standing on the sidewalk?
    It's practically certain that the truckman would be knocked unconscious. He might die of brain concussion or a broken neck.
    Even an innocent little baby can become a dangerous missile WHEN ITS BODY-WEIGHT IS SET INTO FAST MOTION.
    -Jack Dempsey ch1 pg1 Championship Fighting

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    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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