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    Angry Ain't that just cute!

    One of my co-workers set me up on a blind date with one of his buddies who was into martial arts and had complained about not being able to find women who understood his love of them and were also into that sort of thing. Come to find out, his problem wasn't that he couldn't find one. He didn't actually want to find one.

    The whole time (thankfully only lunch) he told me how cute I was for trying to be like him. But I was going to get bruised up if I didn't stop playing at this whole "fighting thing".

    I had no idea that after almost 10 years of study, several joint dislocations, a broken ankle and gosh-only-knows how many broken noses that I was just playing.

    Have any of you gone out with a person (what ever gender) who seemed into your hobby only to put you down for it?
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    you're kidding? i would love to drink that beer just BECAUSE it's in a dead animal...i may even pick up the next dead squirrel i see and stuff a budweiser in it

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    r u serious?! I didn't realise people who thought like that stil existed. So this guy actually said this to you on a blind date?
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    he's got game....or not
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    if one sound could illustrate that guy's apartment later that night, this would be it:

    "fap."

    i've had some dates put me down. the responses i usually got were, "so can you kick me in the head?" "yeah, if i knocked you over first" or other such drivel.
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    Dang, RTB, that's kinda reverse for me: I generally have to knock them over and then kick 'em in the head before they'll go out with me

    Seriously, though, Becca, come on down to el Dorado, there's some nice martial arts dudes 'round here . . . if you don't mind croty
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    Yes. He really said that. Then he acted suprized when I said no to another date. I'm glad I'm going to graveyard shif next week. I won't have to see him or his buddy. I have no idea how to explain just why I had a problem with that conversation.
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    you're kidding? i would love to drink that beer just BECAUSE it's in a dead animal...i may even pick up the next dead squirrel i see and stuff a budweiser in it

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    Becca,

    Why you were ****ed was obvious: It was insulting.

    Tell him if he ever wants to find and keep a woman around for awhile that he needs to adjust his thinking. He may not get the message, but at least you made your stance clear! He needs to hear it.
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    becca -- be honest. you obviously have a minor distaste for bigots, so tell him that.
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    I can't tell you how many women tell me similar types of stories about bonehead dates. It always amazes me, as it doesn't seem to be that hard to actually be nice.
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    a cute chick who does martial arts? where do i sign up?
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    What a dicfore.

    Anyway, other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
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    Spar with him, and then tell him your just "playing"
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    Many famous fighters have done this (roy jones jr, chuck norris, Morbicid, etc)"

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    Yes. I agree. Give him a nice beatdown, let him know what "playing" is all about.
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    Shake check your PMs assnugget.
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    Originally posted by rubthebuddha
    if one sound could illustrate that guy's apartment later that night, this would be it:

    "fap."
    lol
    fucgkin awesome

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