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    mrs. world pagent fixed

    the country from "down under" wins the pageant? coincidence? i think not.

    australia is called the down under for a reason. because the entire continent is populated by people down under.

    you never could trust a kangaroo either.

    and crocodile dundee? i mean give me a break. what pageant wouldn't that guy fix? my money is on dundee and the crocodile hunter strong arming the judges.
    where's my beer?

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    Watch it !...I bet on Miss Irak for next year!...

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    Hey it's the "Year of the Sheila's".

    First one maries and becomes royalty now another one wins the pageant.

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    i swore i'd never get drunk and post again, but i lied.

    at least now i make lame ass nonsensical jokes instead of tricking people into clicking pics of decapitation pictures and stuff.
    where's my beer?

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    Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!

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    Oi! Oi! Oi!
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    i just read my intial post and i am a complete ****tard.

    i didn't listen to my girlfriend when she asked if my name was attached to that stupid bull****, about 5 hours ago, but now i'm drunk enough to understand and that ***** was right.

    that was lame as hell and i should have my left pinky chopped off with a butcher knife. and then i should have to grill and eat it.

    if anyone wants to punish me i will cooperate.
    where's my beer?

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    You are hereby sentenced to listen to every Cher album ever made in sequence non-stop until your spirit is broken.

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    ahm...Miss not Mrs.

    and i think it was universe not world.

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    dude how can they say miss universe? mars might have hot chicks. remember the 6 boobes mutant chick form total recall?


    im still trying to figure out the point of this thread.
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    SL :dude how can they say miss universe? mars might have hot chicks. remember the 6 boobes mutant chick form total recall?
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    according to gda i think she won this year

    sorry joe

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    Originally posted by Starchaser107
    SL :dude how can they say miss universe? mars might have hot chicks. remember the 6 boobes mutant chick form total recall?
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    according to gda i think she won this year

    sorry joe
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    they never give mutant chicks a fair chance
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    Originally posted by Starchaser107
    ahm...Miss not Mrs.

    and i think it was universe not world.
    that's what i said ... you must have read it wrong.
    where's my beer?

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    my bad

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    "remember the 6 boobes mutant chick form total recall?"

    If my memory serves me correctly, it was actually 3 boobs.
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