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  1. 06-15-2004, 01:18 PM #1
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    Hey you!

    Just wanted you all to know that I still 0wn you.
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  2. 06-15-2004, 01:21 PM #2
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  3. 06-15-2004, 01:26 PM #3
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    Yeah, shouldnt you be getting stoned?





    Stupid pothead.
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  4. 06-15-2004, 01:31 PM #4
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  5. 06-15-2004, 01:34 PM #5
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    What a punk. Shaolin Do should go learn a real art, like Shuai Chiao.
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  6. 06-15-2004, 02:17 PM #6
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    Shuai chiao is for men.
    Shaolin-Do is for sissies and women. And sissified women.
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  7. 06-15-2004, 04:39 PM #7
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    Why is shaolin-do bad? please explain because I know nothing or this art.
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  8. 06-15-2004, 04:50 PM #8
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    Get ready for a paradox, *****es!!!
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  9. 06-15-2004, 04:54 PM #9
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    I always thought is was like, they do a demo, and someone says

    "Shaolin? DOH!"

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  10. 06-15-2004, 10:00 PM #10
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    SD is back?

    I vaguely remember he was taking bjj, mt, and sc all at the same time. I thought there was no way he was going to have time to breath.

    so, how did it work out?
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  11. 06-15-2004, 10:11 PM #11
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    Great! He's like a totally different person(a) these days.
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    Originally posted by lkfmdc
    I always thought is was like, they do a demo, and someone says

    "Shaolin? DOH!"
    hehe
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    Man, if you don't keep up to speed with personalities on this forum it could really mess with your head!

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  14. 06-16-2004, 12:08 AM #14
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    WTF is wrong with Shaolin-do???


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  15. 06-16-2004, 12:32 AM #15
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