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    Thumbs down Morons!

    Y'all got to peep this....

    EBAY AUCTION


    Are you serious




    practice wu de


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    Sounds worth it for the centipede leaping and foot-shooting arts alone!
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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    lol
    Volcano has removed himself from this realm
    Account is hijacked, email is fake, password is unrememberable
    No im not drunk or sad

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    yeah im the TAXMAAAN!!"

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    Oh, SNAP! They got Door-crotch and Golden Clock Cover arts, too.

    I'm going to totally dominate UFC and Pride.
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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    Haha, I just sold that same book to shaolinlueb for like $10 a few weeks ago. Silly me, I didn't know the going rate was $999.99.

    Oh yeah, and websites sell it for like $18.
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    Doesn't hurt to try. I love this line though

    "Since I revised this letter, I have been flooded with e-mails. I reccomend you bid quickly before people come to their senses, or else watch the price sky-rocket."

    yet there are 0 bids. lol

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    i jsut bought this book from ironfist for 10 bucks i got a steal!!!! sucka
    Last edited by Shaolinlueb; 07-15-2004 at 07:24 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Mantis View Post
    Genes too busy rocking the gang and scarfing down bags of cheetos while beating it to nacho ninjettes and laughing at the ridiculous posts on the kfforum. In a horse stance of course.

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    Self-Hitting Arts
    and I thought we were trying to learn how NOT to do that.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    "As a result of the training in the Chi-Power Plus, I can do many things that others only dream of doing. I can use the Chi to repel an attacker from a distance of 15 to 20 feet, Manipulate the movements of others using Chi, Move objects such as Cotton Balls hanging from a string, Run very long distances with no wear down, heal myself and others of pains, minor or major, and much, much more..." -Charles Dragoo, South Carolina
    oh, man, it just gets funnier.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    And here was I thinking this thread was about a Christian sect based in Salt Lake City
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    Behold, I see my father and mother.
    I see all my dead relatives seated.
    I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
    He calls me. Take me to him.

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    What If You Found a Way To Learn the Highly Gaurded Secret Shaolin Arts, as seen on 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon'
    even one of my most martially ignorant friends saw a claim like this before and asked, "dave, wasn't what chow yun fat doing from woo-dan or something?" i was so proud of him, my eyes nearly welled up with tears.

    Self-Hitting Arts
    and I thought we were trying to learn how NOT to do that.
    only if you're not ben gash, becca, np or mk.

    Rubbing and Inserting Arts
    the first of these arts has brought me much fame, the second one has brought me many paternity suits.
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    Originally posted by rubthebuddha
    only if you're not ben gash, becca, np or mk.
    I do not hit myself deliberatly... only when I miss the other tings I'm trying to hit.









    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    you're kidding? i would love to drink that beer just BECAUSE it's in a dead animal...i may even pick up the next dead squirrel i see and stuff a budweiser in it

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    ****** RTB, so that's whereI've been going wrong
    "The man who stands for nothing is likely to fall for anything"
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    well we could always start biudding on it and make the thing like 99,999,999,999,999,999.99 diollars
    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Mantis View Post
    Genes too busy rocking the gang and scarfing down bags of cheetos while beating it to nacho ninjettes and laughing at the ridiculous posts on the kfforum. In a horse stance of course.

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    maybe he meant 9.99 but ****ed up?

    i dunno ... i guess thats a lot of extra 9s and im sure someones emailed him asking wtf by now.
    where's my beer?

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