Jessica Simpson

[jun_erh]

has anyone seen her new video "angels"? It's like the worst thing I've ever seen. Her cover versions are almost as awful as her own material. I think the director of the video knows it and tries to bring out her lameness. the orchestra looks massively bored. She fascinates me.

[Vash]

I'd Der. And so would you.

[Shaolinlueb]

jessica "how come you dont open the door for me anymore like when we first got married"

nick "cause when we first got married i got laid." as he gets in the car leaving her outside

oh man i was loving that.

[mortal]

I just like the way he handles her. I wish I could be so patient.

[Starchaser107]

i dont care how pretty she is,
i say he's either gonna leave her dumb ass or
cheat on her.

if he isn't already

[jun_erh]

She makes people like Nelly and Aquillara look like the Beatles. There is really nothing in that head. Andy Warhol would've loved her. Though I wonder if he could even stand the total lack of any sort of taste or culture

[bung bo]

dude, she's as dumb as a box of hammers. that show about her being married is the biggest piece of crap ever.

jun_erh--good to hear somebody else thinks andy warhol is full of it.

[norther practitioner]

bung bo has boned correct with no rubber, and now has a little one called right running around (if you get some *****illin, that burning should go away).

Jessica=one of the dumbest things on this earth....
Nick=one patient dude... but really, he had to realize how dumb she is before hand.

[Vash]

I'm gonna play the devil's advocate here and say she's a bit less dumb than is played up in the stuff we hear.

Not so say she wouldn't stare at the orange juice 'cuz it says "concentrate" or anything . . .

God she's ****ing ****able.

[Kristoffer]

Dumb chicks rules