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"and heralding the arrival of lil' ap."
Oh jesus, theres another one?
Save us gam-a-ra, save us!
Well congratulations on the wee one friend. Hope thats going well.
My life is always crayons and kool-aid d00d. I get paid to sleep and surf the internet, and sometimes I get paid to take longer than average ****s. Its tough work. Move to minnesota in december for music school.
Oh yes... so any of you minnesotans who wish for the shake to give you a firm stomping, just pm me before december.
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Oh yes... so any of you minnesotans who wish for the shake to give you a firm stomping, just pm me before december
It's on brother. As for other minnesotans, I think there are like 2 of us on this entire board. Me and some really really white guy.
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Fairfax Jiu-Jitsu
first off congrats.So long as I don't have to watch The Wiggles.
second, you have no control as to what his/her likes and dislikes will be. HA! you're be praying for Wiggles when they're done with you buddy...
and you'll like the Boobahs and you'll have no idea why..
Fairfax Jiu-Jitsu
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Muay Thai, Capoeira & Mixed Martial Arts
Too funky for myself
Thanks B.Originally posted by ShaolinTiger00
first off congrats.
second, you have no control as to what his/her likes and dislikes will be. HA! you're be praying for Wiggles when they're done with you buddy...
and you'll like the Boobahs and you'll have no idea why..
I don't even know what the Boobahs are. (But I guess I will.)
If I have my way, the kid is going to be raised on a steady diet of Wombles.
When you assume, you make an ass out of... pretty much just you, really.
Too funky for myself
Thanks man. But I think it's going to take the combined forces of Gamera, Mothra, and a born-again Ghidra to save us from Lil'Ap.Originally posted by Meat Shake
"and heralding the arrival of lil' ap."
Oh jesus, theres another one?
Save us gam-a-ra, save us!
Well congratulations on the wee one friend. Hope thats going well.
When you assume, you make an ass out of... pretty much just you, really.
Punch Drunk Pedant
Hey, congrats on the sprog, ap.
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Your diaper-changing hand is magnificent! But can it defeat my tippy-cup technique?
Nice work, Stu. Have a cigar!
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Too funky for myself
Thanks fellas.
I'm thinking before I take on diaper changing, I'm going to have to master that trick from "The Count of Monte Cristo." The one where I can shoot my hand in between drops of falling water. Or pee, as the case may be.
When you assume, you make an ass out of... pretty much just you, really.
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Too funky for myself
Got it. Will do WD. Cheers.
Stuart
When you assume, you make an ass out of... pretty much just you, really.
Fairfax Jiu-Jitsu
I'm going to give you 2 useful tidbits of fatherly information.
1. If it's a boy, always keep a new diaper over his twig n berried while changing him. just place it over them while you're fumbling around for all the other stuff.
2. buy a diaper genie.
Fairfax Jiu-Jitsu
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Muay Thai, Capoeira & Mixed Martial Arts
Too funky for myself
Actually B, I thought I'd just invite you over anytime s/he needs changing.Originally posted by ShaolinTiger00
I'm going to give you 2 useful tidbits of fatherly information.
1. If it's a boy, always keep a new diaper over his twig n berried while changing him. just place it over them while you're fumbling around for all the other stuff.
2. buy a diaper genie.
Seriously, though, we will have to get together again soon, yeah?
When you assume, you make an ass out of... pretty much just you, really.
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