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  1. 07-22-2004, 06:20 AM #1
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    Dogs aren't supposed to know Kung Fu!

    Last night I was rough housing with the dog, well I grabbed the dog and pulled his legs out from underneath him and pushed him onto his back. So, here I am, I have the dog held down with one hand and the other is lightly slappin his face, you know just to pi$$ him 'em off a little. All of the sudden he contorts his body and with a rear leg kicks me right in the damn face! In actuality, it was a pretty good technique, there was good power behind the kick, the leg extention was good, and the speed was very good, I didn't even expect it. So, now I have a pretty good scratch under my eye and I'm kinda glad he didn't know Eagle Claw or I might have lost an eye. I guess the moral of this little gem of a story is that no matter how well you think you know your opponent, be prepared for the unexpected.

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    dog style > neckbones style

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    One time we were on a camping trip. My dog had a bee or a wasp on her ankle of her back foot. I was standing a little bit behind her...next thing I know she kicked me really hard on my leg. Like a horse. She was trying to flick the bee off. I didn't understand at first, I thought she just kicked me for the he11 of it. I'm like hmmm...never been kicked by a dog before.
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    Neckbones, that sounds more like basenjiujitsu than kungfu to me.
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    In America, neckbones makes a funny post about it and has a good laugh.

    In China, he would create a style around it, and everyone else would have a good laugh.
    I have no idea what WD is talking about.--Royal Dragon
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  6. 07-22-2004, 10:01 AM #6
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    Originally posted by Water Dragon
    In America, neckbones makes a funny post about it and has a good laugh.

    In China, he would create a style around it, and everyone else would have a good laugh.
    Hmmm. Can't use Doggie Style, that's already been used.

    How about Flailing Canine Gong Fu?
    The form is called Spaniel exits cave with a peach kicks the retard?
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    My Yorkshire terrier does a passable imitation of the Wing Chun biu sau with his front paws when on his back. Or am I just reading to much into his actions?

    But his most fearsome weapons are his 'Alien' impression and his patented toxic breath attack.
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    I'd match my dog's tail up against a whip chain anytime.
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    AND, yea, a good bit of it is about whether you can fight with what you know...kinda all of it is about that.
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    Originally posted by Water Dragon
    In China, he would create a style around it, and everyone else would have a good laugh.
    There is at least one dog style actually. And I hear it is laughable...
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    Originally posted by Water Dragon
    In America, neckbones makes a funny post about it and has a good laugh.

    In China, he would create a style around it, and everyone else would have a good laugh.
    Originally posted by Tak
    There is at least one dog style actually. And I hear it is laughable...
    Oh snap! I thought he was kiddin'! So, no disrespect to all you Doggie Stylist out there, matter fact more props to ya. Git 'R Done!
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  12. 07-23-2004, 01:18 PM #12
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    has anyone ever actually seen gouquan in action? I always thought it was part of the Shaolin "curriculum"
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    i posted this on another thread

    i will post it here again.



    MY dog can Kick your Dog's Stuffed toy's A$$.
    It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was going to fight in another fight, away from the first fight.
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    has anyone ever actually seen gouquan in action? I always thought it was part of the Shaolin "curriculum"



    No Hermes, it's in the Shaolin-DO curriculum, get it straight!

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    Here's a link to a Gouquan routine by ShiXingWei.

    http://x.russbo.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56
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