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Thread: Thread, 24min vid of MMA guy vs. wrestler guy

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    Thread, 24min vid of MMA guy vs. wrestler guy

    I just found this. Here is a link to the 47 page thread.

    I'll summarize it for you.

    j-kid: I'm gonna fight this guy who's 35lbs heavier and taller than me. He's a wrestler and I'm a MMA guy.

    People: Ok whatever.

    j-kid: Dude we totally just fought and I videotaped it!

    People: Cool! Where's the vid?

    J-kid: Um, I'm trying to figure out how to upload it.

    People: yeah, dude you're probably lying

    J-kid: No way, I really have it.

    People: So, where is it.

    J-kid: here it is

    People: whoa dude, you really did fight.

    Anyway, here's the vid: on this page. You can skip through the boring parts. There were rounds, so it's not non stop.
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    Ironfist did you look at the mega threads and classics section? This happened quite a while ago.

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    hahahah llol rofl..........


    So now the big guy is a wrestler?

    That would explain his helpless flailing on the ground and doing everything he can to keep it a punching game.

    When he was setting up the fight he said the other guy did pakua or some "chinese ****". In the words of the immortal Bugs Bunny, "What a marooooon...."

    edit:

    I should mention that we all gave him serious props for his performance in the fight but now he has become a laughing stock because he thinks he would like to fight this guy:

    http://www.sublimedirectory.com/base...edia/kimbo.wmv

    ....and for just generally talking out his a$$ and being a major idiot. So he can fight. But the video is up there. If he wasn't we'd just take him for a major troll. He still nearly qualifies.
    Last edited by omarthefish; 07-24-2004 at 06:52 AM.

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    Cant believe I watched that whole crappy "fight."

    For all the **** he talked, the small mma guy seems to me to have virtually no basics. Looks like a guy with only a couple months on the mat. If that was a cage the bigger dude would have stomped him like 5 minutes into it.

    No real jabbing, no real lead leg kicking, and no real setups. All his takedown attempts were with no setup, just bum rush the dude and hope to grab onto something. Got lucky at the end.

    strike!

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    I saw one time where he kinda fakes a shot then throws a wild high slapping haymaker that looks like it connects with whatever might have been on it. Looks like he also lands what looks like a tight hook right towards the end. Obviously the small guy has more rounded training, but neither of them looks anything like a fighter.

    Way to many people there also.

    strike!

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    yeah it wasnt a great fight. I mean props to him for beating someone with quite a size advantage, but they were both pretty sucky. 90% of the fight he was on the defensive (or doing nothing)
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    In the thread he says he "slips" 90% of the guys punches. Then he gives us 24 minutes of him running around dodging haymakers?

    strike!

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    Im halfway through it as of right now...
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    Umm....
    Yeah.
    This is pretty ****ing bad.....
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    Exclamation

    That smaller guy is bad because he lacks true kung fu with a tiger strike he could have defeated him and that bigger guy is really good he used his kung fu well to keep him at bay until he slipped and one could argue from the head butts and eye gauges he nullified him on the ground. I found a high quality video here, to view his this mma hillbilly what's up! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=47376a708d

    you need realplayer and k-lite codec to view this video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jkidkungfu View Post
    That smaller guy is bad because he lacks true kung fu with a tiger strike he could have defeated him and that bigger guy is really good he used his kung fu well to keep him at bay until he slipped and one could argue from the head butts and eye gauges he nullified him on the ground. I found a high quality video here, to view his this mma hillbilly what's up! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=47376a708d

    you need realplayer and k-lite codec to view this video.
    just to clear (i am not j-kid) I practice Temple kung fu out of WA

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    Quote Originally Posted by jkidkungfu View Post
    I practice Temple kung fu out of WA

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    Quote Originally Posted by jkidkungfu View Post
    just to clear (i am not j-kid) I practice Temple kung fu out of WA
    welcome to the internet kid.

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