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Thread: Ashida Kim, Strikes Again

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    Exclamation Ashida Kim, Strikes Again

    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

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    sad,
    may his soul find peace.

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    A teenager dressed as a teenage ninja turtle martial arts warrior to carry out a random killing after having "delusional fantasies" as a heavy smoker of cannabis, a court was told yesterday.

    OH MY GOD that is hilarious. but i feel bad for the victims families. ninja turtle!!!
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    Genes too busy rocking the gang and scarfing down bags of cheetos while beating it to nacho ninjettes and laughing at the ridiculous posts on the kfforum. In a horse stance of course.

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    what the freak?!? how does someone dressed in all black so only their eyes can be seen look like a goddammed ninja turtle?!?!
    what a dumba@@ reporter.
    Now if he was naked with a lone ranger mask, painted green and had a small plastic swimming pool tied to his back, THEN he would be dressed (or lack there of) like a ninja turtle.
    And turtles are reptiles, everyone knows ninjas are mammals.
    that fool needs to be pureultimatepower schooled.
    whatever

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    I don't know what's more horrifying, the story's content or its writing style. This thing reads like chinglish stereo instructions.

    Jamie Osbourne used a ceremonial dagger with a 12-inch blade, as his 16-year-old girlfriend watched, to stab repeatedly a milkman who was on his way to work.
    Cut the tiny testicles off of both of these rich, out-of-touch sumbiches, crush kill and destroy the Electoral College, wipe clean from the Earth the stain of our corrupt politicians, and elect me as the new president. --Vash

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    i think you guys just got severed.
    where's my beer?

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    Originally posted by brothernumber9
    that fool needs to be pureultimatepower schooled.
    LMAO!
    Sapere aude, Justin.

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    Originally posted by brothernumber9

    Now if he was naked with a lone ranger mask, painted green and had a small plastic swimming pool tied to his back,
    OMG lmfao! I would almost pay to see that
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    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
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    You can discuss discrepancies and so on in people's posts without ripping them apart. So easy to do sitting behind a computer screen anonymously, but in person I'm sure you'd be very different, unless you're a total misanthrope without any friends.

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    Bleah! I'D pay NOT to see that!
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    that piece was only semi literate.

    how could someone write that badly and have a job as a journalist?

    too bad about the milkman and i guess we all know how tv rots the minds of the lethargic and unimaginative set.

    too much tv...sad
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    Originally posted by Kung Lek
    that piece was only semi literate.

    how could someone write that badly and have a job as a journalist?

    too bad about the milkman and i guess we all know how tv rots the minds of the lethargic and unimaginative set.

    too much tv...sad
    ...and now, too much internet.
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    yes the internet makes me want to kill people randomly....

    but that's just me.
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    At least the internet makes you read.

    edit: Although in the journalist's case it apparently didn't help.
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