There is some ranting about how wonderful some guys did at a certain southern event, which, GASP, no real San Shou people went to.... nice to talk about being a "national champion" when you don't have to fight the real athletes
Hmm...so those weren't "real san shou people" at the southern event...then what were they, CGI? Were those matches down south scripted or something? Sure not all san shou fighters are at an equal skill level, but they all work hard and are the "real deal" and "real athletes".
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