Something tells me this guy's going to be the BUTT of a lot of jokes
Oklahoma man shoots himself in rear end
The Associated Press
Last Updated 8:40 am PDT Friday, August 6, 2004
BRISTOW, Okla. (AP) - Drew Patterson wanted to protect himself after hearing reports of an fugitive in this northeastern Oklahoma community.
He didn't think he would wind up nursing a sore rear end.
Patterson's .22-caliber pistol, hooked into the waist band of his denim shorts with the hammer pulled back, apparently fired, hitting Patterson in the left buttock Wednesday afternoon.
Patterson, 27, said he suffered "one of my most embarrassing moments" when his gun fired.
"At first, I didn't feel anything at all," said Patterson, who talked readily about the incident Thursday at his parents' Bristow home.
"Then about 30 seconds later, I felt that burning, stinging," he said.
He felt something warm trickling down his left leg and found an exit wound.
Patterson said he walked into his parents' home and said, "Mom, I did something bad."
Law enforcement officers searching for escaped inmate Raymond Lee Smith, 26, who ran from a Bristow courtroom Wednesday, stopped their hunt when Patterson's gunshot wound was reported.
Smith fled a courtroom in handcuffs and an orange jump suit and was still at large Thursday. He was facing charges of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon on a police officer.
Residents in the Bristow area armed themselves last year when a suspected murderer, Scott Eizember, roamed the rural area as authorities searched for him for 37 days.
"I had good intentions, but I screwed the whole thing up," Patterson said.
Patterson said he was told to keep walking to avoid complications as the wound healed.
"It hurts fiercely now," he said while walking slowly and gingerly.
Reports that the man posts as "Master Killer" on an online kungfu forum were unconfirmed at press time. (Okay, I made that up.)
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Originally Posted by David Jamieson
