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A new Steven Seagal album!
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http://www.stevenseagal.com/music.html
A new Steven Seagal album!
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dare I say this is better than some new movie of his?
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William Shatner has a new album coming out, that might be worse.
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Hahahahahaha. An album by Steven Seagal! That is err......interesting. Well, lets give him a chance. There is an extremely miniscule possibility that it could be decent. Discounting that, it will probably go the way of most albums by actors that try to sing: sucking more then a Hoover Vaccum cleaner. The scary part is that this actor gone singing trend seems to be getting bigger. There is a small minority of them that are actually good though. Still, imagine the horrible possibilities........Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston do Sonny and Cher, Seinfeld sings Sinatra, Oprah does Opera......~~~~~Chills down my spine~~~~~~~~~
Last edited by The Count; 08-07-2004 at 02:53 PM.
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you can always go to edit and delete the post!!!!!!
anyways segel is.... multitalented, see the mountaindew commercial with him? you can see it on kontraband.com.
Originally Posted by Psycho Mantis
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even russel crowe made some god awful turd of an album.
yeesh, these guys get a little money and figure they can start "branching" out.
they should stick to what they know and leave the music to the pros.
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eh, he's an aikido guy. them's all a buncha tree huggin folk singin hippies, so no surprise there!
actually, when he was on saturday night live years and years ago, he played guitar and sang "everybody was kung-fu fightin'" during his opening monologue....and it wasn't half bad!! but that also means it wasn't half good either.
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Fightin round the world!Originally posted by Kung Lek
even russel crowe made some god awful turd of an album.
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I thought Russell Crowe had his (admittedly terrible) band before he was rich/famous?
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Although the first answer was correct, so is this one:
A new Seagal movie where the fat **** gets to shag an 18-yr-old sweetheart, on account of his macho attractiveness and ultraviolent tendencies. And you get to watch it. Pass the barf bag.
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Two steven seagal movies? A seagal/crowe duet? A band with seagal, crowe, crow, richards and kidrock? I dunno. I leave it to stephen king to come up with the truly horrifying.
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Segal played guitar in one of his movies with a country music star...Fire Down Below maybe?
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LOL. Southpark = goodness
Russell Crow's band was (I think) "40 odd foot of grunt" or something similarly bad...
Keep it simple, stupid.
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the only good actor to make good music is. as we all know, David HasselHoff.
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This looks like it's gonna have a shot at the title too...!!!
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