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    wore my got qi tshirt to the strip club

    the girls were all like whats that? so i told them simply inner energy. i asked if they had it. they were like hell yeah dn shoved thier boobies in my face.

    since half the guys in here are geeks and probably cant get any (myself included ), wear got qi tshirt to strip club

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    it was my first time to one in a year and a half or so.
    Last edited by Shaolinlueb; 08-07-2004 at 07:36 AM.
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    sounds like a plan...
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    Dawg,
    They didn't stick their bewbies in your face because of the shirt you wore. They shoved their bewbies in your face because you wereat a strip club.
    I have no idea what WD is talking about.--Royal Dragon

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    They were hoping you'd be "nice" ($$$$$) to them.
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    Originally posted by Water Dragon
    Dawg,
    They didn't stick their bewbies in your face because of the shirt you wore. They shoved their bewbies in your face because you wereat a strip club.
    No, it's because of the shirt. It's got booby friendly shoulders.
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    I've yet to go to a strip club. However, a friend of mine is a stripper. I've didn't meet her at the club, and no I've never seen her strip. She told me to come in there when I turn 21 and she'd buy me a drink. I asked to exchange the drink for a private dance to the them song of Mighty Mouse. She told me to bring a copy.
    I have a signature.

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    ^ Was that a Mallrats reference?

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    Thumbs up

    the longer the song , the longer the dance
    try to find a song that'll give you more bang for your buck

    ahem

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    Originally posted by Starchaser107
    the longer the song , the longer the dance
    try to find a song that'll give you more bang for your buck

    ahem

    werd techno remix


    im 22 ironfist.
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    My bad dude I thought you told me you were 18. n/m
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    Originally posted by IronFist
    ^ Was that a Mallrats reference?

    Shaolinlueb, aren't you 18?
    Yes, but I'm going to actually do it.



    Originally posted by Starchaser107
    the longer the song , the longer the dance
    try to find a song that'll give you more bang for your buck

    ahem
    I'm not spending any money for it, save for cover charge. Besides, odds are once I visit the club, she'll do a better one anyway for me later.
    I have a signature.

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    Thumbs up

    k, studly

    is she supercute?

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    Eeeeh.....
    I promised myself I wont dong a stripper unless Im too drunk and forget I promised myself that.
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    i think philbert really needs the dance. mallrats or not

    bring an extralong technomix!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Mantis View Post
    Genes too busy rocking the gang and scarfing down bags of cheetos while beating it to nacho ninjettes and laughing at the ridiculous posts on the kfforum. In a horse stance of course.

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    I don't get it, why pay good money to get frusterated? When I'm hungry I don't go to a bakery to watch them bake bread!
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