There's a gray area between drinking all the time and being an alcoholic. If you drink a 12pack of beer every night because you can't not do so, you're an alcoholic. If you drink a 12pack of beer every night because Jesus, Red Foxx, and your grandpappy died for your right to do so, are you an alcoholic? Does it make any difference whether you are or not?
Cut the tiny testicles off of both of these rich, out-of-touch sumbiches, crush kill and destroy the Electoral College, wipe clean from the Earth the stain of our corrupt politicians, and elect me as the new president. --Vash