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    funny thing I noticed about message boards

    why is it than female posters always have to name themselves somthing-girl or something grrl. like pradagirl, nicegirl, honestgrrl, etc. or lady or something that shows they are female while males never have to do this?
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    On the internet, you are assumed to be a forty-year-old balding man wearing boxers with your ***** in one hand and a bucket of KFC extra-crispy in the other until proven otherwise.
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    FatherDog,
    I laughed so hard that my bucket of KFC almost was knocked to the floor!
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    I do not have my ***** in my hand. It's in my dog.

    Are we talking about the same *****?
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    GOD, I wish I knew where the link to that naked fat guy sitting at his PC, amongst trash and piles of fast food wrappers is!!!!
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    fatherdog

    I can't stop laughing!

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    lol

    That made me laugh so hard that I spilled my KFC. Or should I say KFTC

    Maybe I should change my member name to GeneChingGuy...
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    I believe somebody on here goes by the handle KenpoGuy.

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    Bajos_dad is kind'a explicit on gender as well. And there is no "girl attatched to my name, but I'm assuming that most peeps realize I'm female.
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    you're kidding? i would love to drink that beer just BECAUSE it's in a dead animal...i may even pick up the next dead squirrel i see and stuff a budweiser in it

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    well lets see, the intermaweb has been around for a long time now, more than 20 years...and it's still a novelty! For most peeps that is.

    there seems to be an endless stream of newbies though no matter where you go.

    I'll take the chicken and a self inflicted handjob and I'll be happy with it!

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    I'll take the chicken and a self inflicted handjob and I'll be happy with it!
    That explains a lot....
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    That explains a lot....
    That depends on how much you are able to comprehend.

    You can not like chicken and that's ok, but to claim you don't masturbate as a male of the species is an outright lie i don't care who you are.

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    KFC did away with the buckets a long time ago. now its only boxes of chicken. unless you saved you bucket and sue it repeatedly (sp?)..... **** perverts and they're clear bucket.....
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    hmmm, i have to say "not true" sl. I can still get a bucket of chicken from kfc just down the street.

    15 or 20 piece, regular or new crispy style.


    mmmmmmm chicken...better than masturbation!
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