BAI HE,
I mean, how am I supposed to know Buddy's padegree in mantis when he tells no one. I can only go by what he's saying on the forum. No I'm not Kelvin.
being in the wheel chair has certain advantages - ie. without having to duck. I'll be captain of the ship and my mates will be doing all the heavy work.
Just as there are many "nose picking Japanese toy/Anime fanboys to go around" as you say, there are many candidates for the replacement troll. Given your previous response you'll be prime candidate.
And about catching the gorilla, make sure you know exactly where to DM. Gorilla's HATE people trying to DM them, you'll have one chance to get it right.