what warning would you use ?

[Chinwoo-er]

ok, after reading that article about Craig Nordstrand, I too must admit that 'do you want karate ?' was a little lame for a warning line.

So here is KFM's chance to give both creative and intimidating line which could be used to warn off potential attackers.

here is a few I thought up

"When I am through with you, Satan is going to abdicate to me"

"I once handled 5 girls in one night. You think you can even come close ?"

"Plastic surgeons changes your face for money. I'll change your face for free"

"I am still paying the hospital fee of the last person who pecked a fight with me"

"You guys are a bunch of sissies. And if you have a problem with that, you can direct it to Mr Hulk here next to me"

[rubthebuddha]

being a white guy named david makes my warning less applicable, but i'd still use it, if only for entertainment purposes:

"whoooo wants some wang?"

[joedoe]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die

[CaptinPickAxe]

I'll smash your face beyond recognition...even your mother will have a hard time looking you in the eyes.

I can break your bones, kick your friends' asses, and steal your girlfriend w/o even breaking a sweat.

You wanna fight? Good! I could go for a little warm up.

[Vash]

*drops pants*

*puts out attacker's eye*

*attacker protects now vacant eye socket from second penile defense whilst screaming like a little sissy girl*

Any questions?

[MonkeySlap Too]

"I can fight all day. I can fight until the cows come home. And then I'll fight the cows."

"Pick ME! Pick ME!"

"I don't want to kill you, and you don't want to be dead."

(Laughing hysterically) "Oh, man, YOU, really? BWA-HA_HA_HA_HA!!!"

[Serpent]

Just reach out one hand and beckon the lead guy towards you while saying absolutely nothing.

or

"Your face, my fist, 3 seconds and counting..."

or

"You have offended me, you have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple. Prepare for battle!"

[Royal Dragon]

Can't we just give a rather psycotic looking grin, that's really more like a half smile of a perv about to get off on his newest po-rn aquisition??, and then lick our chops??

I mean, do we actually "Have" to say something???

[yenhoi]

I would give a speach about having 500+ streetfights and then headbutt the guy.

[Chinwoo-er]

"You want to play games with me ? Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ****ing charge your ass. It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. "

[norther practitioner]

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SMACK!



Pose like Jet Li in Once Upon a Time in China (pick one) and give a little head nod.

[rogue]

"I'm broke, MonkeySlap and Vash have all the money!!!"

[David Jamieson]

1) "you best not be writing cheques with your mouth that the rest of your body can't cash."

2) "I've seen bigger arms on a clock and thicker legs on a coffee table, bring it."

3) You talkin to me?

4)Do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone

-but in reality, I go with the geoff thompson throw off. My phrase is "rice or noodles"

[rogue]

"Don't hit me, I'm Canadian!!!"

[David Jamieson]

yeah, whatever. Canadians are the greatest and Canada in general is the best country on the planet so there mr.poopy pants waaaaaahhhahahahahahahaha.