Change your pitch up. Do like I'm doing and start in on the classics. On the stack: Homage to Catalonia (Orwell), The Sun Also Rises (Hemingway), Frankenstein (Shelley), Portnoy's Complaint (Roth).
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.