Who Should Be Our Next President?

[FngSaiYuk]

Originally posted by Oso
I would have said Flav too but has anybody seen the new Surreal Life?

Oh jeez no!!! I happened to end up on VH1 while flipping... Man does Red Sonja just no longer look like Red Sonja!

[MightyB]

Who would StrongBad endorse?

[WanderingMonk]

Two criteria to run for US President is as follows:

First you have to be borned the US to qualify.
Second, you have to be at least 35 years old.


Do Vash meet the second requirement?
what about flav, was that born in the US? and is it 35 years old?

[MasterKiller]

This may help.

[Tak]

Ugh @ surreal life. Make it stop, my eyes are burning! Only here can a cracked-out black dwarf and a coked-out nordic giantess find disgusting love on national television.

[MasterKiller]

Originally posted by WanderingMonk
Do Vash meet the second requirement?
what about flav, was that born in the US? and is it 35 years old?

Does it put the lotion in the basket?

[Chang Style Novice]

I just got to bite this steez.

[AmanuJRY]

Tak
Ugh @ surreal life. Make it stop, my eyes are burning! Only here can a cracked-out black dwarf and a coked-out nordic giantess find disgusting love on national television.

Ohhhh....ouch. LMMFAO


From the link that MasterKiller posted, my favorite heading;

Poll: Many Americans Still Unsure Whom To Vote Against


Let's see;

Bush = coke-head
Flav = crack-head
Kerry = (don't all democrats smoke pot???)
Vash = ???

I'd vote for Vash, but my state (Idaho) is predominantly Republican and our Electoral vote almost always go to the Rep. candidate....so I'll probably waste my vote on a Libratarian.

[Vash]

Originally posted by AmanuJRY

Poll: Many Americans Still Unsure Whom To Vote Against


Let's see;

Bush = coke-head
Flav = crack-head
Kerry = (don't all democrats smoke pot???)
Vash = ???

I'd vote for Vash, but my state (Idaho) is predominantly Republican and our Electoral vote almost always go to the Rep. candidate....so I'll probably waste my vote on a Libratarian.

bush = coke-head
Flav = crack-head
Kerry = pot-ead
Vash = Addicted to lesbian pornography

[rubthebuddha]

rubthevash

[AmanuJRY]

Originally posted by Vash
bush = coke-head
Flav = crack-head
Kerry = pot-ead
Vash = Addicted to lesbian pornography

well, you can't trust coke/crack-heads, and can't be sure a pot-head would remember to do his job, so 'lesbian porn addict' it is.

(any chance of passing laws legalizing three-way marrages?)

[Vash]

Originally posted by rubthebuddha
rubthevash

I encourage it.

Originally posted by AmanuJRY
well, you can't trust coke/crack-heads, and can't be sure a pot-head would remember to do his job, so 'lesbian porn addict' it is.

(any chance of passing laws legalizing three-way marrages?)

Wise words. And yes, that law is currently under consideration and will be enacted the moment I have crushed the Body Politik under my Nike'd feet.

Parties deserve no loyalty. The country deserves our loyalty.