Is Shaolin-Do for real?

[MasterKiller]

I'm a PS3 man. Sorry.

Besides, the Browns stink on Madden.

They have an 83 rating. X-box does live updates of team stats.
Sorry about your PS3. I hope 20 fps is working well for you.

[Lokhopkuen]

Why the question mark LOK? You must be feeling frisky or the guys on the other thread are making you p!ssy!
Glad to hear from ya,
BQ

Just forking around, how you been BQ?

[Judge Pen]

They have an 83 rating. X-box does live updates of team stats.
Sorry about your PS3. I hope 20 fps is working well for you.

I thought it was 30fps....

I prefer the NCAA Football game myself. I hadn't played Madden in months. I've never been an online player either so I wouldn't know how to compare the online services. Don't you have to pay to use X-box's online service?

The real reason(s) I bought a PS3 were: I can't stand Microsoft, I loved my PS2 and I wanted to get a blu-ray player also.

Did you plop down the extra 199 for the HD-DVD add on MK?

[BM2]

I certanly hope that everyone will forgive me for going off topic with this... What did y'all think of the Family Guy movie spoof of Star Wars ?

[MasterKiller]

I thought it was 30fps....

I prefer the NCAA Football game myself. I hadn't played Madden in months. I've never been an online player either so I wouldn't know how to compare the online services. Don't you have to pay to use X-box's online service?

The real reason(s) I bought a PS3 were: I can't stand Microsoft, I loved my PS2 and I wanted to get a blu-ray player also.

Did you plop down the extra 199 for the HD-DVD add on MK?

I got it for x-mas, along with the 1-year online subscription. It's only $50/year, so I will probably keep it up, especially since Call of Duty 3 online is like crack.

I didn't get the HD player. Blu-Ray is winning that fight, and I'm just waiting for the price to drop a little.

The cool thing about the x-box live is that you can download HD movies, tv shows, UFC fights, etc... You can also buy games and download them directly to the hard drive.

They also have add-ons to games (new uniforms and stadiums for Madden), maps, extra race cars...that don't come with the retail version of the game.

Very cool.

I know the PS3 advertises high-frame rates, but everything I've read says it lags down to about 20FPS in larger environments.

[Judge Pen]

I got it for x-mas, along with the 1-year online subscription. It's only $50/year, so I will probably keep it up, especially since Call of Duty 3 online is like crack.

I didn't get the HD player. Blu-Ray is winning that fight, and I'm just waiting for the price to drop a little.

The cool thing about the x-box live is that you can download HD movies, tv shows, UFC fights, etc... You can also buy games and download them directly to the hard drive.

They also have add-ons to games (new uniforms and stadiums for Madden), maps, extra race cars...that don't come with the retail version of the game.

Very cool.

I know the PS3 advertises high-frame rates, but everything I've read says it lags down to about 20FPS in larger environments.

I got the blu-ray and game system in one. And the online is free (if I ever care about that) but you can download add-ons, games etc. the same as the x-box. Don't know about the tv shows yet, I just got online recently for the first time on it.

[themeecer]

Muahahaha ... I am back!

It seems like the same old arguments are being fought. I am glad I stepped away for a while. Maybe I am a little older and wiser now, but I doubt it.

I don't have the energy to go through the past 2+ years of posts that have been added to this argument, but I bet you all had fun.

[Yao Sing]

I bet you don't need to go through the past 2 years of posts to know the contents of the argument. I don't think anything has changed in all that time, it just goes round and round.

[humbleman]

I bet you don't need to go through the past 2 years of posts to know the contents of the argument. I don't think anything has changed in all that time, it just goes round and round.

...try he's singlehandedly exterminating the middle class

[tattooedmonk]

This goes out to all you southern boys ( JP, KC etc.) in Tennesse and surrounding areas who were affected by the tornados. My thoughts and prayers are with you, hope you are all doing well. Take care.

[Judge Pen]

This goes out to all you southern boys ( JP, KC etc.) in Tennesse and surrounding areas who were affected by the tornados. My thoughts and prayers are with you, hope you are all doing well. Take care.

Thanks. Fortunately, it didn't affect our (me and KC) part of the state, but there's a lot of people that were affected. In Nashville there was a two year old that was thrown 150 yards by the wind and was unharmed (other than a few scratches and bruises). Amazing.

[godzillakungfu]

Glad to here you are all right. I was worried about the people out there also.

[arinathos.valin]

So has there been any word from Mas Judt on 'the real roots of SD"? I saw the post a while ago about the Kuntao martial arts of Indonesia... was wondering if he had made any headway regarding those somewhat cryptic posts he made...

[Golden Tiger]

So has there been any word from Mas Judt on 'the real roots of SD"? I saw the post a while ago about the Kuntao martial arts of Indonesia... was wondering if he had made any headway regarding those somewhat cryptic posts he made...

I offered but have yet to hear a peep...

[kwaichang]

Application for Permission to Date My Daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME_____________________________________DATE OF BIRTH_____________

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To prepare yourself, start studying Daddy's Rules for Dating ....
Daddy's Rules for Dating
1. If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
2. You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
3. I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a 'Barrier method' of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
4. The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops , midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
5. Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
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