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Thread: Is Shaolin-Do for real?

  1. #18886
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    Quote Originally Posted by Judge Pen View Post
    I love how productive and respectful conversations get derailed at the drop of a hat.
    Can you imagine KFM any other way?

    That seems odd
    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sal Canzonieri View Post
    You can discuss discrepancies and so on in people's posts without ripping them apart. So easy to do sitting behind a computer screen anonymously, but in person I'm sure you'd be very different, unless you're a total misanthrope without any friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kymus View Post
    (Some liberties and sweeping generalizations have been made for simplification, humor, and Hollywood special effects. We apologize for the inconvenience and wish you a good day)


    Op: Is Shaolin Do for realz??
    Gene: D'oh!
    Forum: OMGzzzz noooooooo
    SD: YES!! IT IS TEH REALZ
    Forum: NOOOOOOO BS BS BS
    SD: IT IS TEH 4RLZ 4LYF!
    Troll: Trololololololololol
    SD: (*&*^%&^%$@(*&$#
    Forum: Lulz
    Former SD guy: Screw you guyz, I'm goin home
    SD KoolAid Drinker No. 1: I'll put you in a body bag!!!
    Former SD: )%&$%(*%$
    SD KoolAid: )(*^%^&*^% to you too! I'll hit you so hard your momma will pheel it!
    Educated forum member: No it isn't real
    SD: Yes, but no, but yes
    SD KoolAid: Uh noooooooooo. BS. U sux
    Educated forum member: .....................
    SD: (*%^(*&^()*
    SD: (Chatter amongst themselves about forms and SD topics. All is peaceful)
    Troll: TROLOLOLOLOLOL
    SD:
    SD KooAid: %%$)(*&@*(&^@*(&^@$#)&*&^!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Gene: STFU or ya'll gonna get it!
    Forum: Zzzzzzzz
    Educated forum member: I think it's really xyz
    SD: :Yes but no but yes
    SD KoolAid: BS BS BS BS BS BS BS!!!!!!
    Educated forum member: No srsly
    SD KoolAid:
    Troll: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    SD: $(*$&)(&@)_!(%$&)(%*$^&*@!^%#%^
    SD KoolAid: I am a lethal weapon and will kill you with my eyes!!!!
    SD: (Chatter amongst themselves about forms and SD topics. All is peaceful)
    N00b: OMGz it's not real! They wear gi's! Why do they wear gi's?!
    SD: read the thread from page 1
    SD KoolAid: I WILL FUX U UP BRO!
    Gene: No, SRSLY, STFU. Lawsuites and stuffs. SRSBIZNES
    Forum: lawlz
    N00b: TL;DR
    SD: (Chatter amongst themselves about forms and SD topics. All is peaceful)
    Educated forum member: You know......
    SD: Maybe....
    SD KoolAid: (*^&*&(^%&*)(*(*&*(^& FU
    Troll: TOLOLOLOLOLOL
    SD: *(&^@#&(@^#(*&!!!!!
    SD KoolAid: !@#*(&^$&*!@*#)*(&$^*#^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SD: (Chatter amongst themselves about forms and SD topics. All is peaceful)

    BREAKING NEWS! SPECIAL WORLDWIDE REPORT! SD ISN'T REALZ! Sin The sez: I make it up and tell gwai lo it real Shaolin so I no seem boastful.

    SD:
    SD KoolAid: Oh. Oops? But waitaminute..........
    Forum: Duh
    SD: (Chatter amongst themselves about forms and SD topics. All is peaceful)
    Troll: TROLOLOLOLOLOL
    SD: (*$&#$)^*&@^(*&^!(*&^##$

    FIN.
    Okay, now that I have cleaned off the coffee I spit all over the screen, I can see what I am typing and tell you that was pretty good. Excellent wit.

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    can i learn the complete art of the monkey beak in this thread? or perhaps through a correspondence course?
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

  4. #18889
    It's just a bastardized version of the wombat claw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    some forums let you "vote up" people, if this forum had that feature, I'd vote you up LOL
    I am glad you approve, Ross

    The Hollywood version will have to include your photoshops. I think with my script and your photoshops, we'll have a serious blockbuster dramadey on our hands.

    We'll be rich mofos!!

    addendum: An old coworker of mine can do the animation and special fx: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQauUAAIm5I
    Last edited by Kymus; 06-20-2013 at 01:19 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sal Canzonieri View Post
    You can discuss discrepancies and so on in people's posts without ripping them apart. So easy to do sitting behind a computer screen anonymously, but in person I'm sure you'd be very different, unless you're a total misanthrope without any friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    can i learn the complete art of the monkey beak in this thread? or perhaps through a correspondence course?
    teh monkey beaks is so deadly you can only learn it through YouTube and Skype. If you do it in real life, people will die.
    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sal Canzonieri View Post
    You can discuss discrepancies and so on in people's posts without ripping them apart. So easy to do sitting behind a computer screen anonymously, but in person I'm sure you'd be very different, unless you're a total misanthrope without any friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kymus View Post
    teh monkey beaks is so deadly you can only learn it through YouTube and Skype. If you do it in real life, people will die.
    like how many people? is it random or can i target specific people with it?
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    like how many people? is it random or can i target specific people with it?
    No one knows for sure. I heard that in the old days at Shaolin, the student had to hide far away in the bushes and watch. Some were too weak to handle even that. X_X
    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sal Canzonieri View Post
    You can discuss discrepancies and so on in people's posts without ripping them apart. So easy to do sitting behind a computer screen anonymously, but in person I'm sure you'd be very different, unless you're a total misanthrope without any friends.

  9. #18894
    I will teach you "monkey beak enters the dark cave" if you pay me one million dollars
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    I will teach you "monkey beak enters the dark cave" if you pay me one million dollars
    will you throw in the 'mantis beak circles the lagoon' also?
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

  11. #18896
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    will you throw in the 'mantis beak circles the lagoon' also?
    "tiger tongue circles the pearl" is what you are looking for
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

  12. #18897

    Truly

    Quote Originally Posted by Kymus View Post
    (Some liberties and sweeping generalizations have been made for simplification, humor, and Hollywood special effects. We apologize for the inconvenience and wish you a good day)


    Op: Is Shaolin Do for realz??
    Gene: D'oh!
    Forum: OMGzzzz noooooooo
    SD: YES!! IT IS TEH REALZ
    Forum: NOOOOOOO BS BS BS
    SD: IT IS TEH 4RLZ 4LYF!
    Troll: Trololololololololol
    SD: (*&*^%&^%$@(*&$#
    Forum: Lulz
    Former SD guy: Screw you guyz, I'm goin home
    SD KoolAid Drinker No. 1: I'll put you in a body bag!!!
    Former SD: )%&$%(*%$
    SD KoolAid: )(*^%^&*^% to you too! I'll hit you so hard your momma will pheel it!
    Educated forum member: No it isn't real
    SD: Yes, but no, but yes
    SD KoolAid: Uh noooooooooo. BS. U sux
    Educated forum member: .....................
    SD: (*%^(*&^()*
    SD: (Chatter amongst themselves about forms and SD topics. All is peaceful)
    Troll: TROLOLOLOLOLOL
    SD:
    SD KooAid: %%$)(*&@*(&^@*(&^@$#)&*&^!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Gene: STFU or ya'll gonna get it!
    Forum: Zzzzzzzz
    Educated forum member: I think it's really xyz
    SD: :Yes but no but yes
    SD KoolAid: BS BS BS BS BS BS BS!!!!!!
    Educated forum member: No srsly
    SD KoolAid:
    Troll: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    SD: $(*$&)(&@)_!(%$&)(%*$^&*@!^%#%^
    SD KoolAid: I am a lethal weapon and will kill you with my eyes!!!!
    SD: (Chatter amongst themselves about forms and SD topics. All is peaceful)
    N00b: OMGz it's not real! They wear gi's! Why do they wear gi's?!
    SD: read the thread from page 1
    SD KoolAid: I WILL FUX U UP BRO!
    Gene: No, SRSLY, STFU. Lawsuites and stuffs. SRSBIZNES
    Forum: lawlz
    N00b: TL;DR
    SD: (Chatter amongst themselves about forms and SD topics. All is peaceful)
    Educated forum member: You know......
    SD: Maybe....
    SD KoolAid: (*^&*&(^%&*)(*(*&*(^& FU
    Troll: TOLOLOLOLOLOL
    SD: *(&^@#&(@^#(*&!!!!!
    SD KoolAid: !@#*(&^$&*!@*#)*(&$^*#^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SD: (Chatter amongst themselves about forms and SD topics. All is peaceful)

    BREAKING NEWS! SPECIAL WORLDWIDE REPORT! SD ISN'T REALZ! Sin The sez: I make it up and tell gwai lo it real Shaolin so I no seem boastful.

    SD:
    SD KoolAid: Oh. Oops? But waitaminute..........
    Forum: Duh
    SD: (Chatter amongst themselves about forms and SD topics. All is peaceful)
    Troll: TROLOLOLOLOLOL
    SD: (*$&#$)^*&@^(*&^!(*&^##$

    FIN.
    Excellent work. Now when the next noob gets here, we can refer them to this post rather than to the beginning of the thread.

  13. #18898

    Oh yeah

    ... and HSK sucks.

  14. #18899
    Quote Originally Posted by Old Noob View Post
    ... and HSK sucks.
    well, to be fair, you do have to give him a $1 first.....
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

  15. #18900
    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    well, to be fair, you do have to give him a $1 first.....
    I'm sure he'll do it for UFO links!

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