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  1. 06-20-2013, 02:40 PM #18916
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Noob View Post
    We'll need to find some Shao Choy Hung kool aid drinkers to **** off. Otherwise it won't be interesting.
    Yeah. I doubt this guy has a zillion schools

    So much for that idea.

    We could always bribe Ross to start a "Is Shaolin Real?" thread. Wait, that's the other thread, and he already derailed it like a truck off a cliff in a blind turn. Oh well.
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    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
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    You can discuss discrepancies and so on in people's posts without ripping them apart. So easy to do sitting behind a computer screen anonymously, but in person I'm sure you'd be very different, unless you're a total misanthrope without any friends.
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  2. 06-20-2013, 06:51 PM #18917
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kymus View Post
    (Some liberties and sweeping generalizations have been made for simplification, humor, and Hollywood special effects. We apologize for the inconvenience and wish you a good day)


    Op: Is Shaolin Do for realz??
    Gene: D'oh!
    Forum: OMGzzzz noooooooo
    SD: YES!! IT IS TEH REALZ
    Forum: NOOOOOOO BS BS BS
    SD: IT IS TEH 4RLZ 4LYF!
    Troll: Trololololololololol
    SD: (*&*^%&^%$@(*&$#
    Forum: Lulz
    Former SD guy: Screw you guyz, I'm goin home
    SD KoolAid Drinker No. 1: I'll put you in a body bag!!!
    Former SD: )%&$%(*%$
    SD KoolAid: )(*^%^&*^% to you too! I'll hit you so hard your momma will pheel it!
    Educated forum member: No it isn't real
    SD: Yes, but no, but yes
    SD KoolAid: Uh noooooooooo. BS. U sux
    Educated forum member: .....................
    SD: (*%^(*&^()*
    SD: (Chatter amongst themselves about forms and SD topics. All is peaceful)
    Troll: TROLOLOLOLOLOL
    SD:
    SD KooAid: %%$)(*&@*(&^@*(&^@$#)&*&^!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Gene: STFU or ya'll gonna get it!
    Forum: Zzzzzzzz
    Educated forum member: I think it's really xyz
    SD: :Yes but no but yes
    SD KoolAid: BS BS BS BS BS BS BS!!!!!!
    Educated forum member: No srsly
    SD KoolAid:
    Troll: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    SD: $(*$&)(&@)_!(%$&)(%*$^&*@!^%#%^
    SD KoolAid: I am a lethal weapon and will kill you with my eyes!!!!
    SD: (Chatter amongst themselves about forms and SD topics. All is peaceful)
    N00b: OMGz it's not real! They wear gi's! Why do they wear gi's?!
    SD: read the thread from page 1
    SD KoolAid: I WILL FUX U UP BRO!
    Gene: No, SRSLY, STFU. Lawsuites and stuffs. SRSBIZNES
    Forum: lawlz
    N00b: TL;DR
    SD: (Chatter amongst themselves about forms and SD topics. All is peaceful)
    Educated forum member: You know......
    SD: Maybe....
    SD KoolAid: (*^&*&(^%&*)(*(*&*(^& FU
    Troll: TOLOLOLOLOLOL
    SD: *(&^@#&(@^#(*&!!!!!
    SD KoolAid: !@#*(&^$&*!@*#)*(&$^*#^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SD: (Chatter amongst themselves about forms and SD topics. All is peaceful)

    BREAKING NEWS! SPECIAL WORLDWIDE REPORT! SD ISN'T REALZ! Sin The sez: I make it up and tell gwai lo it real Shaolin so I no seem boastful.

    SD:
    SD KoolAid: Oh. Oops? But waitaminute..........
    Forum: Duh
    SD: (Chatter amongst themselves about forms and SD topics. All is peaceful)
    Troll: TROLOLOLOLOLOL
    SD: (*$&#$)^*&@^(*&^!(*&^##$

    FIN.
    That was ****ing awesome!
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    AND, yea, a good bit of it is about whether you can fight with what you know...kinda all of it is about that.
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  3. 06-20-2013, 07:02 PM #18918
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kymus View Post
    1. KFM is like the Wuxia of the internet. It's not KFM without lots of mudslinging. JP said it best with "it's like people think that if you can't say something negative, don't say anything at all".
    2. Likely due to seriously absurd claims made by the faithful few, some folks find it to be really insulting
    3. Until SD can come clean and be honest about what it is, it's going to stick out like a sore thumb, despite revelations and dead horse beating



    I'm not saying it's right or wrong, I'm just saying that's how it is.
    1. LOL. I don't even remember saying that, but it's true.

    2. That will not change. Too many people willing to drink kool aid and carry a torch without any real thought behind it.

    3. SD, as an organization, won't "come clean". Too many people are invested in their own little kingdom to do that. At the end of the day, all I have are my own thoughts on SD and the security in knowing that whatever it is, I can make it work for me.

    PS. I never learned monkey beaks. Must have missed that class.
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    AND, yea, a good bit of it is about whether you can fight with what you know...kinda all of it is about that.
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  4. 06-20-2013, 07:38 PM #18919
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    Quote Originally Posted by Judge Pen View Post
    1. LOL. I don't even remember saying that, but it's true.

    2. That will not change. Too many people willing to drink kool aid and carry a torch without any real thought behind it.

    3. SD, as an organization, won't "come clean". Too many people are invested in their own little kingdom to do that. At the end of the day, all I have are my own thoughts on SD and the security in knowing that whatever it is, I can make it work for me.

    PS. I never learned monkey beaks. Must have missed that class.
    You mentioned how people will make tons of comments on a form, but when Shaolin Wookie posts his forms and does them nicely, it's quiet and it's like the old saying of "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all". You mentioned that on here, it's the opposite . It was somewhere on this thread.

    At this point, SD has been done to death on this forum and I think this thread has pieced together most of the missing pieces. We don't get people talking about all the old debunked garbage (the steeles, the Grandmaster of all Shaolin, the "old Kung fu", the "you do wushu we do Kung Fu"), so personally, I don't really care. But Jake Mace and those like him........ ooooooh boy. It doesn't help that Jake Mace's videos are all over YouTube.

    The monkey beak and mantis beak - I think - is a strike with the top of the hand or the wrist.

    and yeah, I know SD as an organization will never come clean. It's unfortunate for everyone. Well, except Sin The and some of his underlings.
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    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
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  5. 06-20-2013, 07:55 PM #18920
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    Quote Originally Posted by Judge Pen View Post
    That was ****ing awesome!
    I'm tellin' ya, if Ross can provide the photoshops, I can so turn this in to a motion picture!


    ...........I'll just need a kickstarter so I can pay my buddy that does "animation"...


    Coming.... 2014:

    Is Shaolin Do for Real? The Movie!
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    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sal Canzonieri View Post
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  6. 06-20-2013, 08:00 PM #18921
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kymus
    Someone please start a "Is Shao Choy Hung for real?" thread and invite them all to join the trolling...... please?
    Yes, it's for real.


    Quote Originally Posted by Syn7 View Post
    This guy is gonna die of a stroke in less than a decade...
    He died in 2006.
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  7. 06-20-2013, 08:03 PM #18922
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    Quote Originally Posted by Almost A Ghost View Post
    Yes, it's for real..
    How can an art named after Shaolin, Hung Gar, and Choy Lay Fut be real when the Sijo doesn't have a rank in any of them
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    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
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    HSK is gonna have a field day on this one...
    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sal Canzonieri View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kymus View Post
    How can an art named after Shaolin, Hung Gar, and Choy Lay Fut be real when the Sijo doesn't have a rank in any of them
    When I meant "It's real" I meant in the way that it's a real webpage, he was a real person, who was really practicing and teaching that system.

    Honestly, when I first saw it I thought it was a joke page.'

    As far as what he was teaching being real... I doubt it. Seemed like another Kenpo guy who woke up one morning and thought he was doing Kung Fu.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Almost A Ghost View Post
    When I meant "It's real" I meant in the way that it's a real webpage, he was a real person, who was really practicing and teaching that system.

    Honestly, when I first saw it I thought it was a joke page.'

    As far as what he was teaching being real... I doubt it. Seemed like another Kenpo guy who woke up one morning and thought he was doing Kung Fu.
    that's what I mean by real
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    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Almost A Ghost View Post
    Yes, it's for real.




    He died in 2006.
    Was it a stroke?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Syn7 View Post
    Was it a stroke?
    Pulmonary failure @ 58 years old.

    There's a thread about him at Martial Talk.
    http://www.martialtalk.com/forum/sho...rd-of-this-guy

    He lied about being a Navy Seal and a hand-to-hand combat instructor.
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    ... and HSK sucks.


    keep telling yourself that as long as it feels good to you.
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better
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    HSK is gonna have a field day on this one...
    i'm not touching that one bro!!!!! LOL
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better
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    Bring your fat ass to my county and we will see how you do.
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better
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