Is Shaolin-Do for real?

[goju]

of course not the only thing i hate are ugly women and the english lol

[goju]

thats a nice tie you got there in your pic shaolin wookie lol where you get that at? nordstrom?

[Shaolin Wookie]

oh yeah and technically the karate uniforms werent originally karate uniforms
krate is from okinawa not japan and thus is not a japanese art like many think
and when the okinawans were trying to introduce karate to japan the japanese didnt really get it
so they okinawans used the japanese uniforms and the belt system from judo and used japanese names to ease krate along and the japanese excepted it

traditionally there is no karate uniform the okinawans were very casual about teaching and didnt even have names for their kata or moves

You're deluded. You have no idea about history whatsoever. Karate is from okinawa, true; and maybe they didn't even have names for katas or their moves.

But I bet they had a name that was pretty close in meaning to "d0uchebag." Not that this has anything to do with the present argument. I'm just really into etymology.

Oh, and your history is warped because the Japanese were in league with the Nazis, and Emperor Hirohito suppressed the truth and redrafted all of Japan's textbooks. But here, I'm going to let you into the real secret:

The Japanese are actually Chinese.

See, sic probo: gi's are actually Chinese by default, because the Japanese are really from China. Any questions?

[goju]

god **** ive been exposed
this calls for a shaolin show down!!
get in your fighting stance

no fireballs croutching tiger hidden dragon flying are the only rules

[Shaolin Wookie]

thats a nice tie you got there in your pic shaolin wookie lol where you get that at? nordstrom?

I don't know....I found it in your mom's closet. I guess it belonged to your dad. BTW....you never told me she had an English accent....but you did tell me she was a lot prettier than she actually is. That's okay. At least she isn't one of them bald chicks. She makes up for the "look" deficit with good old enthusiasm and a willingness to experiment.

Oops...I didn't see your post above. I'm sorry. That explains a lot.

BTW, I own a private practice. I can give you counseling if you need it. I see you're located in "mommy's house".....

I'll drop by later for a house call. And I'll see if I can answer some questions for you, too.

[goju]

for uour information my mother looks like steven tyler from aerosmith lol

hey question for you when it rains do you smell like a wet dog?

[Shaolin Wookie]

for uour information my mother looks like steven tyler from aerosmith lol

hey question for you when it rains do you smell like a wet dog?

Only when I'm in the company of little b1tches. I guess it rubs off on me when I put 'em to heel.

[goju]

question do you or do you not have a tail?

does it also wag when your happy

[goju]

who would win in a fight between you and chuck norris?

god im in the presence of a grand ******* i mean grandmaster what do i ask?!

isnt it hot in south china howd he live with all that hair?
why didnt he cut it off gut of course no sd student will answer this

[Shaolin Wookie]

question do you or do you not have a tail?

does it also wag when your happy

Ask your mom.

Hey. I gotta go, Goju. I'll see you around. I was bored, I came to this website, and hey....now I'm even boreder. BTW, "boreder" is French for "Awesome."

If you spell that backwards, you get a German word: "Rederob." I think it means retard.

See ya later, Rederob.

[Shaolin Wookie]

who would win in a fight between you and chuck norris?

My Awesomeness can neither be created nor destroyed. My Awesomeness would subsume Chuck Norris, and we would become truly "boreder." (EDIT: In this one case only, where "boreder" is used as the rare Norris predicate, "boreder" means "Totally Rad").

[goju]

okay i tghink your shift starts at burger king say hi to grandmaster si for me while your there!


metaana aratnuui esaeach aran ireinn tuath danna luantgh


i could tell you what this means but i just made it up so i cant lol



see ya wookie im gonna go call my fiancee

[Shaolin Wookie]

god im in the presence of a grand ******* i mean grandmaster what do i ask?!

Well, the tinman asked for a heart....the lion asked for courage. I don't know, scarecrow.....whaddya in the market for?

[Shaolin Wookie]

see ya wookie im gonna go call my fiancee

He said yes? Now, I consider myself a pretty conservative fella, and I know it stands against everything I believe in, but I just can't begrudge Maine for its new gay marriage laws.

I just love newlyweds. *sniffle*

[goju]

yes im engaged now so that means i can no longer put my ***** in you