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    Unsolicited Product Testimonial

    Well I got my "Feiyu" sneakers yesterday ... I love these things. My wife thought they were designer, my secratary thought they were retro cool, and they are cmfortable with a kind of bouncy step.

    The smell when they came out of the bag almost killed me, but pretty cool stuff, Gene.
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    what are "Feiyu" sneakers?
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    It's those kung fu sneakers they sell over at martialartsmart.com

    Those bald guys in togas are always modeling them...
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    Those bald guys in togas are always modeling them...
    who the **** wears orange these days anyway?











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    I think John Kerry dyed his skin orange...
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    Originally posted by rubthebuddha
    who the **** wears orange these days anyway?

    According to HGTV & Style, it's the new *in* colour...










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    The ones with the photoshopped pics of the monks wearing them.

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    Originally posted by MonkeySlap Too
    I think John Kerry dyed his skin orange...


    Which one is Kerry, I forget?

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    My Unsolicited Product Testimonial

    Even though they're a little tight, Trojan Magnum XL Condoms.
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

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    My Unsolicited Product Testimonial

    Even though they're a little tight, Trojan Magnum XL Condoms.
    They're only tight because you have them on your head.
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    Is someone turning a bit green with envy?
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

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    nope, that's a skin disorder he got from shagging a radioactive sea-lion. he thought it would give him special aqua powers, but all it did was give him the skin problem, a bad overbite and a permanent inability to walk correctly.
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    Originally posted by Serpent
    They're only tight because you have them on your head.
    rogue, you should've shot back with yea, my other head lol

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    And they make awesome skateboarding shoes…

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