What do you believe too?

[Yum Cha]

So, how many of you guys believe these urban legends from the world of mma?

1. The only form of un-armed combat relevent in this modern day is generic kick-boxing and a touch of Brazilian Bear Wrasslin by practitioners with Brazilian wax jobs?

2. Generic Kick boxing is only improved by adding Chinese terms and allusions while actually ignoring the training techniques and traditional merkin usage.

2. Guys that train with body armor under controlled conditions are invincible and can only be taken down with high calibre military rounds fired at point blank range, or Kerry T-shirt wielding liberals that have escaped from "Free-Speech" pens.

3. Unless you train 26 hours a day, underwater, while chewing used dapilitory wax you'll never be able to protect yourself under any conditions, even against "gurlie maen" that vote for Nader.

4. 6 months of bag and ring training are more than equal to 25 years of any other kind of training except 6 months of bag and ring training after getting a brazilian wax job.

5. Lots of blows to the head and steroid abuse develops well rounded individuals that most people in society admire. Add cocaine abuse and alcoholism, and you could be elected president of the USA.

6. The object of the martial arts game is to get hit as much as possible so that you can get hit as much as possible. Pride comes from ugliness.

7. its not the length, its the width!....(yea, right Stumpy).

[emre]

Yes, Brazilian wax jobs and spandex undies are essential for effective self defense skills.

[David Jamieson]

yum cha -

that some bitter cha. lol

shhhhh, let them keep banging away at each other, eventually their frustration will take them forward.

[MoreMisfortune]

i partially shaved down there last week
i think wax would hurt too much

[Yum Cha]

Originally posted by Kung Lek
yum cha -

that some bitter cha. lol

shhhhh, let them keep banging away at each other, eventually their frustration will take them forward.

What? You mean those remarks about Bush? Yea, I know how techy some of these guys can be...