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    Ultimate Kung Fu moves thread

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    With great power comes great responsibillity
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

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    kristoffer, I PM'd and asked nicely if you would remove that quote from your profile. please have some respect. thank you
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    Teacher always told his students, "You need to have Wude, patient, tolerance, humble, ..." When he died, his last words to his students was, "Remember that the true meaning of TCMA is fierce, poison, and kill."

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    I'll show you respect if you show me respect. I'll take down the quote if you back up your words and fight Ross. Simple as that.
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    the qoute on you porfile has nothing to do with disrespecting you personally. Nor does it have to do with david ross.

    I asked him to come up and fight me, he declined and said it was to far for him to drive.
    But what does that have to do with having some respect for my mother? One has absolutly no effect or relation to the other and Im sure you would'nt want that done to you so again would you please remove that.... that's not a lot to ask of you I wouldnt think, thank you
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    Jin Gon Tzu Li Gung (Medical) Qigong
    Wu style Taiji Chuan



    Teacher always told his students, "You need to have Wude, patient, tolerance, humble, ..." When he died, his last words to his students was, "Remember that the true meaning of TCMA is fierce, poison, and kill."

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    Kris is the ORA's beloved Swede...good luck trying to convence him to do anything. ORAist are stubborn to boot.
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    I'll show you respect if you show me respect. I'll take down the quote if you back up your words and fight Ross. Simple as that.

    fukking awesome, kristoffer, you're my new hero.
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    Uh oh. What styles does Kristoffer study? I can almost hear Red5 flipping through the yellow pages to find a school...
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    uh oh, there you go hurting MK's teachers feelings kristoffer.....
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    I understand what you mean. But I don't like people who don't put action behind their words. In my world when someone challenges another guy, he should seek up him not the other way around.

    Pecking me and others for sympathy won't get you far. See me as your teacher. Either you learn how to not take things so personal, from people on a public forum you never met -Or you learn to live with my quote.
    I'm not being mean, I promise I will take it down if you fight Ross. There shouldn't be any more questions about this, I think I've covered it all?
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    btw I didn't plan to hurt no feelins yo
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    Kristoffer kicked me in the jimmy and made fun of my over weight handicapped child.

    Edit: I have just realized that I have unintentionally placed the word "porn" in my avatar twice.
    "i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
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    He has already made his excuse, I'm too far to drive.I'm in the middle of nowhere, none lives in buffalo........ yadda yadda yadda
    Its not up to me to go to him I asked him to fight me he should put up or shut up not the other way around. if he wants to back up what he has said he should be the first o prove it!

    That and I think he knows that I would win, he coaches now he doesnt fight, plus he would say I'm not in his weight or height catagory, he's 5'6 and 170lbs. I'm 6'2 and 232 so that would be his next excuse.

    But again I still dont know what having that on your profile proves anything other than being dispresepctful of someone mother. One has nothing to do with the other.
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    Teaching traditional Ba Bu Tang Lang (Eight Step Praying Mantis)
    Jin Gon Tzu Li Gung (Medical) Qigong
    Wu style Taiji Chuan



    Teacher always told his students, "You need to have Wude, patient, tolerance, humble, ..." When he died, his last words to his students was, "Remember that the true meaning of TCMA is fierce, poison, and kill."

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    no moron, your the challenger, you go to him, Dimwitt. Its custom...

    Excuse are like *******s, ED, everyone has them and they all stink. Its just so happens you have more than most people.
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    YOU fukking challenged HIM dude. Stop making up lame ass excuses, it's just fukking weak sauce dude.
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    weak sauce?
    I dont ever want that on my french fries.

    ED - Coach ross has a boxing ring if im not mistaken... Unless you guys want to duke it out in an alley with broken glass... which would be way cooler. We could play michael jackson's "thriller" in the background while you fought.
    "i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
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