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  1. #16
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    If Earthdragon's mother is dead, you shouldn't have that in your signature. That is a *******ization of everything this art stands for. It is disgusting. This isn't kung fu, this is teenage idiots.
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  2. #17
    Originally posted by EarthDragon
    Its not up to me to go to him I asked him to fight me

    Dude, you really do come on like a comic book

    If you challenge me, it is up to you to come to me.... you can bug step it all you like, but that's the reality. You claimed you are only and I quote "a couple of hours away" so why don't you come to me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
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    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Also, you must be a ****in' moron to think that its better to fight on your inch thick mats as opposed to his fully furnished gym that has A BOXING RING.

    Your excuses stink like...nevermind. That's too low of a blow...you might tell on me, littleboy.
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    You can argue all you want. My terms are still on.
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    Meat Shake you make me go lofl with that 'thriller in the backround'
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    We haven't had this much squable since the advent of boggle.
    Last edited by norther practitioner; 11-01-2004 at 01:43 PM.
    practice wu de


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  6. #21
    I challenged Rickson Gracie, Mike Tyson, Benny the Jet, Rulon Gardner and Vanderlei Silva, I told them they have to come to me since I challenged them

    Since they all declined I am clearly the best BJJ, Boxing, Kickboxing, wrestling and MMA fighter of all time

    (feel free to insert sarcasm here)

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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    "This isn't kung fu, this is teenage idiots."

    Sifu teaches how to fight. Parents should teach the rest.

    I dont care about ED, LKFMDC,etc etc etc... battling it out. I will however randomly interject my asenine statements into your arguments as I see fit.
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    If people new what meat shake was.. maybe they'd get it..

    Do you want meat fries with that.
    practice wu de


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    It's not cool or classy to attack someone's mother, especially if she is dead.

    No one's going anywhere, and everyone will just keep talking smack. Mr. Ross has proven that he can train fighters to fight and win. ED, you don't have to fight MR. Ross to prove anything. You don't have to prove anything. But if you wanted to prove that you can fight, just post some footage of yourself fighting in an open event against a non school mate ... it's pretty simple.

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    No meat fries, but women everywhere are going crazy for the all new hot meat injection!


    "i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
    "he said there were tons of mantids fornicating everywhere. While he was there, he was sending me photos of mantis porn regularly." - Gene Ching

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    Its not up to me to go to him I asked him to fight me

    holllllyyyyyy sheeeeeit. I didn't even see that! DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER FOLKS!!!!!!!! Moron of the year.
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    Originally posted by Meat Shake
    Sifu teaches how to fight. Parents should teach the rest.
    Dayum. I need to start smoking weed so I can get all profound and sh*t.


    []quote]Originally posted by EvolutionFist
    it's not cool or classy to attack someone's mother, especially if she is dead.

    For some reason, this made be laugh. Out loud. Whilst rolling on the floor.
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    Yes, smoking copious amounts of doobage will lead to such eloquent and enthralling conversations such as
    "Hey dude"
    "what?"
    "Are you hungry?"
    "Huh?"
    "Nevermind."
    Or
    "Dude"
    "Yah"
    "F*ck... I forgot what I was gonna say."
    "i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
    "he said there were tons of mantids fornicating everywhere. While he was there, he was sending me photos of mantis porn regularly." - Gene Ching

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    Dead mothers, don't hit back
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

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    Originally posted by Kristoffer
    Dead mothers, don't hit back
    dude thats just wrong.
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    Genes too busy rocking the gang and scarfing down bags of cheetos while beating it to nacho ninjettes and laughing at the ridiculous posts on the kfforum. In a horse stance of course.

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