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    my question

    I want all the eagle claw, praying mantis and monkey boxers to answer this for me, ok?

    some UFC guy comes into your Mo Kwan,huffing and puffing about how your kung fu is outdated, He laughs at your forms and your master.

    Do you fight him?

    If he square off, which fighting stance do you use?

    If he instantly throws boxing punches, do you use the claw to catch him or do you jump out of the way?

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    I guess it would depend on how he behaved during the tea ceremony.
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    Well... First, it would take a real ******* to come into a kwoon and start putting down anyones training. My guess would be that if it DID happen, the guy is obviously looking for a fight. MY suggestion is not to give it to him. If he insists on fighting and squares off, no less than 3 students should pound his arrogant ass into the off-colored multi-use indoor/outdoor carpet and call the cops.

    But then again I could be wrong...
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    I do not understand any part about tea ceremony? Is this required before the challenge match?

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    troll

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    Re: my question

    Originally posted by sandasatan
    some UFC guy comes into your Mo Kwan,huffing and puffing about how your kung fu is outdated, He laughs at your forms and your master.

    Do you fight him?
    Isn't that up to the teacher?

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    Originally posted by sandasatan
    I do not understand any part about tea ceremony? Is this required before the challenge match?
    Sorry coach, I forgot to add these tags before my last post:

    [sarcasm]

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    Re: my question

    Originally posted by sandasatan
    I want all the eagle claw, praying mantis and monkey boxers to answer this for me, ok?
    Why these styles in particular? Each is way different.

    some UFC guy comes into your Mo Kwan,huffing and puffing about how your kung fu is outdated, He laughs at your forms and your master.
    retards do that.

    Do you fight him?
    If I have to.

    If he square off, which fighting stance do you use?
    The one where I'm on my feet.

    If he instantly throws boxing punches, do you use the claw to catch him or do you jump out of the way?
    Neither.
    You don't catch jabs. I'd probably just evade/deflect while returning fire. When he is stunned , thats when you catch and lock. Its the same for everyone.

    Ok , next retarded troll question.
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    Re: Re: my question

    Originally posted by SifuAbel


    Ok , next retarded troll question.
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    They don't qualify for welfare.

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    Sifu Abel thank you for answer, so your monkey style doesn't use the monkey claw? Sifu Richard Dean of Todao Hou Monkey system always uses the claw, saying monkey is like eagle claw

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    "When he is stunned , thats when you catch and lock."


    read slowly

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    OK if coach ross posts stupid questions under a alias name do you answer him?
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    Earth Dragon, I am sorry to hear you had no family and were raised on the streets... but why do you keep talking about "ross"?

    SifuAbel, how do you stun him? With dim mak?

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    Keep it up there ross, your other threads have been locked and you are on your way to being permantly banned!
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