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  1. 11-09-2004, 03:23 PM #1
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    OT - how do you measure up to Rasputin?

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    you mean how does HE measure up to ME!
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    I wonder why they nicknamed him 'Pee Wee'
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    I wonder why someone decided to save just his cock.
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    Here, Here! Good question, Serpent!
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    Originally posted by Serpent
    I wonder why someone decided to save just his cock.
    They didn't have Chup-a-chups back then?
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    Originally posted by red5angel
    you mean how does HE measure up to ME!
    Toulouse Lautrec was also a midget but his nickname was "tea pot"!...
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    Originally posted by red5angel
    you mean how does HE measure up to ME!
    5/1 ?
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    Originally posted by Serpent
    I wonder why someone decided to save just his cock.
    And some women complain about being treated as "objects"!...
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    I figgered he'd be a bit stouter in that region considering how tall he was.

    Little ***** doesn't even break 13".
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    Yeah, I'm sure stuffing that thing into...nevermind.

    I personally wonder how they know it really his his *****.
    I have a signature.
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    real question is why is CSN looking for dead men's *****'s online. its a ****sexual necromantic thing.
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    Who cares if it's 11 inches? It's all weird shaped.

    btw, that Chupa-chups comment was nasty!

    Isn't Rasputin the guy that they tried to kill like 8 times before he finally died?
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  15. 11-10-2004, 12:55 AM #15
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    The man had some serious "Gong Fu"! they fed him poisoned cakes & wine (supposedly enough to kill a small elephant, but he just asked if he could have some more), shot him, stabbed him, beat him over the head with an iron bar and finally tied him up, chopped a hole through the ice of a frozen river & dropped him in. When the body was found, it was discovered that he had revived and managed to get one of his arms free before finally drowning!

    I've always suspected that the characters of Jason Voorhees (in the Friday The 13th movie series) and Michael Myers (of Halloween) were based on Rasputin.
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