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    Crocodile Kung Fu

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    d@mn...
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    that's called a 'death roll'. if it was in the wild hed b stuck between his teeth on the bottom.
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    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

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    that looks like it ripped his arm off.
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    Ripped off most of his forearm is what it looked like. He still had his upper arm...

    Can you imagine if that particular trick worked and the croc decided to snap on the next stage of the trick - where the guy would stick his head in?

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    Maybe the croc was weak or something so it didn't have the streanght to take him out. isn't fed properly maybe.
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    ****! i saw one of those shows in thailand and the croc snapped when he put his hand near its mouth. he put it back though and got a different one - not sure if that was part of the show though
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    That never would have happened if that guy knew the secret iron forearm technique.

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    Hey I heard that a croc has a very powerful bite and it's very hard to open its mouth, but that actually holding its mouth shut is not that hard. Can anyone confirm or deny this?
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    can't confirm by way of experience, but i've heard the same. all they really need to do is snap. opening doesn't get 'em anywhere, really, so those muscles don't need to be potent.

    a croc is like a pretty boy at a gym -- who needs triceps when their biceps are so beautiful and hyoooge?
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