correction VASH, Thanks and praises . . .
correction VASH, Thanks and praises . . .
Ah, indeed.
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"Who dies first," he mumbled through smashed and bloody lips.
I'd kill all of you to run my tongue over Jessia Biels body.....
uh, we are still talking about a movie, based on a comic book right?Yeah that Lazer batlith was pretty ridiclous... why bother when a Silver blade would do the trick and probably be less costly.
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I've yet to have any part of my ass kicked by a midget, much less killed.Originally posted by red5angel
I'd kill all of you to run my tongue over Jessia Biels body.....
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Yes but was she actually naked or was she "my contract says no nudity and I don't care how you do the shower scene" naked?Originally posted by Vash
If, at any time, a woman of the sex appeal of Jessica Biel is naked and/or under running water, praise must be given.
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absolutely...Originally posted by red5angel
I'd kill all of you to run my tongue over Jessia Biels body.....
uh, we are still talking about a movie, based on a comic book right?
speaking of which the BLADE comic is collected and available for purchace.
wonder at the funkiness in character design (& wooden Stakes)
the Original BLADE
good lord....they found a way to ruin another one of my favorite movie series...again. you can't trust these hollywood kids with anything these days....
forget everything else wrong with this sorry sack of **** excuse for a movie..... who gave them acting lessons?! why did blade strike a pose after killing every vampire? and why did they start blasting bad techno music during every fight scene, i guess they haven't realized yet in hollywood that it drops their movie about 20 points down the "take me serious" scale... bad taste. and what was with the unbelievably stupid looks of horror the vampires made whenever blade or one of his new pals dropped on by. usually through a window in any event.... especially that female vampire. looks like her buttplug just slipped out.
the fight scenes were so stiff and unnatural i dont know how the choreographer got a paycheck.... then they get sum juiced up model to play the king of all vampires? if he was such a completely unstoppably bad mofo then why was he running away from blade like his ass was on fire? whistlers death, the most important scene in the movie, had to be the most uninspired, anticlimactic garbage ive watched in a long time..... i could go on and on.....
i hafta say tho that ryan reynolds character was pretty **** funny. it actually made the movie watchable. i dont mind comedy relief in a serious movie if its funny, and im not too worried about plot in a comic book adap.... now try the wisecracking a-hole schtick in blade one and i woulda prolly been ****ed. this 2 hour advertisement for leather..... not so much. trinity didn't have the feel of the first 2.... those movies drew you in.... they exuded darkness and the atmosphere felt evil. everything you'd expect when dealing with beings who use us like cattle. the first lord of the rings had more of that than trinity. trinity is just goofy. they scream 'take me serious' to you but everything they do says otherwise.... just another cashcow for sum already overpaid producer in hollywood. i would almost feel insulted but then that would be giving them too much power. talk about irrelevant...
"better to reside in hell knowing the truth than to be blissfully ignorant in heaven."
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"Freeze?! You know if i drop the tooth fairy i'm only gettin' started mother****er!"
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Have we all been watching the same "Blade" series or are you guys watching something else?
When has he not, it's Blade man!!!why did blade strike a pose after killing every vampire?
uh, Blade!and why did they start blasting bad techno music during every fight scene,
I was slightly disappointed in the fight scenes. The choreography in 2nd movie blows the first and third one away. I didn't mind some of the techno goofiness, it's a hollywood action movie, about vampires and vampire hunters, based on a comic book. I cna't believe anyone could even take issue with it.the fight scenes were so stiff and unnatural
Frankly, I thought the first one sucked ass. Dorf as the main bad guy was just a bad call. The guy might be able to act, a little, but he in no way made an intimidating or worthy enemy for Blade. Blades character was poorly developed in the first one as well. The fight scenes were ok, but again, you didn't have anyone in the movie worthy of Blade/Snipes abilities.
The second movie is still the kicker in my book. The main bad guy was pretty cool. The whole reaper strain thing sort of gave vampirism it's own spin. The fight scenes were incredible.
As for the third movie they could have done a couple of things better - fight scenes could have been better written, blade should have had less diologue, Dracula should have been better developed, and Biels should have been naked through most of the movie. Other then that I enjoyed it.
I'm also one of the few who will probably admit to liking the movies waaaaaaay better then the comic books. they just weren't that interesting to me.
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How could you say blade should have had less dialogue?
Ryan reynolds should have had much less dialogue ?
What the heck is the guy from Vanwilder doing in a blade movie?
Or the girl from seventh heaven ?
The dracula character was basically a wasted plot twist
In blade one the dorf character was semi interesting not because he was tough but because he smarter to a degree than the head vampires who he killed and blade who killed him eventually.
Blade 3 the story just sucked. But 1 and 2 were decent movies.
Also in blade 3 that part where blade and the other 2 were dangling the guy off the roof, the way it was shot it looked like throwaway footage from a bad 70s movie that didnt fit the rest of the movie.
In a blade movie i dont want soft core porn or beavis and ******** humor just **** good action.!!!
And no i dont take the movies seriously , like the matrix guys who have an ENTIRE FORUM trying to decipher the MATRIx.
Maybe this entire forum should forget about kungfu and just talk about BLade, his lineage and how his teacher didnt learn the real stuff? lol
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And I would never ever train at any cult school with a "wall of shame".
huuuh? whhaaat?Originally posted by red5angel
When has he not, it's Blade man!!!
uh, Blade!
"better to reside in hell knowing the truth than to be blissfully ignorant in heaven."
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."- Doug Adams
I dare you to make less sense!
"Freeze?! You know if i drop the tooth fairy i'm only gettin' started mother****er!"
"It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin
Blades not a talky kind of character. his dialogue should be short and sweet. In this movie it seems like they tried to give him more depth by giving him more dialogue but it just got awkward.
Ryan Reynolds - I liked him, he's hilarious, but I think he needed to be integrated into the movie better.
Jessica Biel - are you insane?! You have to ask why they slipped her into the movie?! She's HOT!!!!
As for Deacon Frost/Dorf - I know he was supposed to appear to be the smart type but I don't think the writing or his acting pulled it off. He just seemed like some whiney twerp who had enough freinds to pull off a half assed coup attempt. Physically he was no match, so you knew when Blade got to him, he'd be dead. None of his henchmen were all that either, so it wouldn't take blade all tha much to get to him. He didn't do anything in the movie that showed he had any real brains. The actor was the wrong choice, the writing of the characer was bad.
Fux - It's blade man, two signatures are trance/techno music and his moves!
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The deacon frost character in the comics was older than Dorff. MAybe they should have gone with an older actor ( older looking, taller etc for Deacon Frost) but that is spilt milk anyway.
The first movie was pretty good.
Ryan Reynolds was acting like he was still in Van Wilder ( Van wilder almost sounds like van helsing maybe thats how he got the part?)
BLade is not an action comedy series, if they casted the rock instead of triple H or as the orginal vamp that would have been a hell of alot more interesting.
To quote stan lee, nuff said
[i]Originally posted by [Censored]
And I would never ever train at any cult school with a "wall of shame".
what exaclty did Stan Lee say?To quote stan lee, nuff said
Frankly, the comic books sucked ass. The movies have given the whole vampire and vampire hunter theme a breath of fresh air. that and it has a hell of a lot more style then the comics.
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Nuff Said
It may not have been stan lee but someone else at marvel used to write it in the whats coming out next month section, ( back when i was a kid)
[i]Originally posted by [Censored]
And I would never ever train at any cult school with a "wall of shame".