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    Did He actually turn water into wine?

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    That was on the news last night. I guess there is a lot of those types of artifacts in that area. In fact there is another group stating almost the same thing.
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    I am the son of God. I am almighty. I control the universe and the fate of every soul on this planet. And, to prove this, I will turn water into wine! Behold my glory!
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    Allegorically speaking, Jesus' first miracle of turning water into wine shows the emotional connection he had with man. It was a very personal miracle, almost a favor to prevent shame and embarrasment upon the bridegroom if he failed to provide enough wine for his guests.

    Plus, Jesus often shunned any display of divne power.
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    AND, yea, a good bit of it is about whether you can fight with what you know...kinda all of it is about that.

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    Originally posted by Judge Pen
    Allegorically speaking, Jesus' first miracle of turning water into wine shows the emotional connection he had with man. It was a very personal miracle, almost a favor to prevent shame and embarrasment upon the bridegroom if he failed to provide enough wine for his guests.

    Plus, Jesus often shunned any display of divne power.
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    I'm not selling. I just thought your characterization of the Biblical Jesus was off. He never boasted about his divinity in that way. All of his miracles were very personal and tied to an individual's faith. You can recognize that whether or not you believe in it. Think of it as a literary criticism.
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    AND, yea, a good bit of it is about whether you can fight with what you know...kinda all of it is about that.

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    "Jesus Christ threw up the horns?"

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    Originally posted by Judge Pen
    Allegorically speaking, Jesus' first miracle of turning water into wine shows the emotional connection he had with man. It was a very personal miracle, almost a favor to prevent shame and embarrasment upon the bridegroom if he failed to provide enough wine for his guests.

    Plus, Jesus often shunned any display of divne power.
    Er, that's because he was a man.

    Great geezer by all accounts, but a geezer.

    He not only denies being divine but the whole Son of God malarkey doesn't really surface until the after he died, and people started seeing this portly guy in a white spangly jumpsuit and sideburns popping up everywhere.

    Oh no, sorry, that was Elvis.

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    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    well all the fun people are in he!! anyway.

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    Oh no, sorry, that was Elvis.
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