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  1. 12-22-2004, 08:08 PM #16
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    Originally posted by FuXnDajenariht
    ah u crazy brazilian. i still love ya tho. why u never in the chatroom? i think i got banned, tho i dont see how since im not a member but still. its the principle.
    hey dude
    im on vacation but i been playin lotsa games and also sometimes im busy with... other stuff
    ill remember to drop by one o this days
    xept right now cos im gonna get abducted to da house beach of my bros girl where i will be isolated from my wonder machine (my puter) and of course will suffer abstinence crisis in the process...

    man this time o the year i begin to remember how much i really hate and love at the same time summer and the beaches...

    love
    chix? there they are - on small clothes
    sand? water? there they are - warm and nice

    hate
    you cant have any o them
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  2. 12-22-2004, 08:10 PM #17
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    Originally posted by SevenStar
    all this from a guy that can't get laid to save his life... even if 16 is for p-whipped momma's boys, at least they're gettin some. better a p-whipped momma's boy than a c0ck strong man with his v-card...
    i should get in shape just to kick your ass for this amount disrespct you show towards me over there
    but dont worry, i wont so soon
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    Originally posted by SevenStar
    all this from a guy that can't get laid to save his life... even if 16 is for p-whipped momma's boys, at least they're gettin some. better a p-whipped momma's boy than a c0ck strong man with his v-card...
    He's right though! Doesn't mean it isn't funny, mind, but I gave up on that way of thinking when I was OWN3D by a radical feminist gf at the tender age of 16... ****ed up my head for life. That's why I keep women chained in my basement.
    its safe to say that I train some martial arts. Im not that good really, but most people really suck, so I feel ok about that - Sunfist

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  4. 12-22-2004, 09:21 PM #19
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    Originally posted by Mat
    That's why I keep women chained in my basement.
    not only you lived some time with models but also this now
    you my hero
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    I told you man, the models were a pain in the ass! Have you any idea how long it takes to get in the ****ing shower in the morning?!

    And the women in my basement are imaginary... that makes it even better!
    its safe to say that I train some martial arts. Im not that good really, but most people really suck, so I feel ok about that - Sunfist

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  6. 12-22-2004, 10:09 PM #21
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    lol does it count if you handcuff yourself to a table?
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    er...

    steps away...

    you have some unorthodox fantasies!
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    Originally posted by FuXnDajenariht
    lol does it count if you handcuff yourself to a table?
    lolfl
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    Mat, not to throw gasoline on this fire or anything... but. I heard this the other day:




    I like my women like I like my coffee....

    ...ground up and in the freezer.

    The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.

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    why do women get cramps?



    because they deserve them.
    where's my beer?
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    GDA!!!!! YOU MADE SPRITE COME OUT OF MY NOSE!!!!!!
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    7. Never lick a steak knife.

    I do it all the time, never cut myself once. It's all in which direction you go.

    13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person.

    So true. So true.
    I have a signature.
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    yeah i liked the waiter one too.

    i have only once been rude to a waitress, but she was a c#nt.
    where's my beer?
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    Why do women wear make up and purfume? coz they stink and they're ugly.
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    Originally posted by Ming Yue
    I like my women like I like my coffee....

    ...ground up and in the freezer.
    A woman after my own heart! I just hope you don't like chianti!
    its safe to say that I train some martial arts. Im not that good really, but most people really suck, so I feel ok about that - Sunfist

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