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  • mishap at the dingo farm left him without limbs

    6 28.57%
  • forgot to attach the sail to his do-it-yourself trireme kit

    5 23.81%
  • ****ed joedoe off one too many times

    3 14.29%
  • moved to afghanistan to make his fortune in poppy farming

    7 33.33%
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Thread: wheretf is serpent?

  1. #16
    Originally posted by Mat
    **** for brains!

    I'd rather be a Master Debater, or even a mass debater for that matter, than a snide dweeb ***** who takes a typo for a sig line.
    Bwahahahahahahaha!

    Doormat......you really need to get out more

    Bwahahahahahahaha!
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    Ever since BL left him, Serpent has lost his reason for living. Somewhere in Australia, he wanders the aisles of local grocery stores hoping against hope that he will find the elusive egg with 15g of protein. He picks fights with people over thier spoken use of the apostrophe. He yearns to use an ab-doer. He does pushups to get his triceps all cut.

    He pines...
    The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.

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  5. #20
    Sorry MY, but according to my copy of the "Clinical Handbook of Human Physiology, revised 6th edition" by doctorette B. Lotus, pushups do absolutely nothing for the triceps muscles. It does state, however, that they are excellent for developing the biceps.
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    cerebus -- you got the muscle right (bl said pushups worked her biceps), but the fact that you actually quote a source spoils your impression completely. don't quit your day job.
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  7. #22
    Aaaah, but note the source I am quoting young Glasshoppah!
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    The Sad Tragic End of One Mr.Serpent

    While externing for a small business in the far reaches of the south pacific, Serpent accidently stumbled into the wrong bar, at the wrong time, in the wrong town.

    All he was looking for was kicks...he got more than he barganed for. Little did he relize that he walked in on a scene straight from The Deer Hunter. He walked in on a guy losing a game of Russian Reullette. They saw that he was weak and could be easily overcame, so they cohorted him into playing a game...where there could be no victor!

    The pistol was in front of him. The sweat beaded up on his forhead as the ceiling fan spun slowly and dramatically. The small Asian man in a fine Gucci suit became irrate at his hesitation. "DI DI MO!" shouted the man. "DI DI MO!"

    Serpent knew what he had to do... He picked up the pistol and pulled the trigger. Click....the tension was over. His opponent wasn't so lucky. He hollowed out his cranium like a pumpkin for holloween.

    Serepent spent the rest of his days playing surrogate father to a pack of Asian Gangsters...

    Sadly he was shanked in a barfight in Thailand.

    Rest now, young prince. You've earned it...
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  9. #24
    That's actually pretty funny. Remind me - who are you again?
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    Originally posted by cerebus
    Sorry MY, but according to my copy of the "Clinical Handbook of Human Physiology, revised 6th edition" by doctorette B. Lotus, pushups do absolutely nothing for the triceps muscles. It does state, however, that they are excellent for developing the biceps.

    thanks cerebus. I mistakenly misquoted that misinformation.
    The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.

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    serpent is cool

    but i miss eulerfan, she is a female

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    Serpent has enrolled in my two month residential intensive Wan King Fist instructors programme. He is currently too short sighted to use a computer, and his hands won't unclench enough to allow him to type. You should see the smile on his face though.
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  14. #29
    sources say that upon hearing I was back on the board, he attempted to commit suicide...

    He went to the tallest building he could find, walked right in front of it and tried to jump up it.....
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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    suicide isnt funny
    its not funny at all
    i think you should be banned for this


    no seriously, suicide joke is okay, in fun, you know

    what really we shouldnt laugh about is rape
    "Rape is no laughting matter"
    "Unless you're raping a clown"
    LOL

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