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    Want to make fun of a ninja McDojo?

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    that was so bad I can only cry about it.....
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

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    I don't even know what to say.

    That is very sad.

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    His highest rank was a 5th degree and then to 10th?

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    lmao, that's one of the worst I've seen!

    The guy needs to lay off the hamburgers and pizza's though eh?
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    "a cool way to advertise"

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    yea, the AMA Tahoe is much cooler....but I'm not going to put it on my website.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    I put the smaller AMA sticker on the canoe. So now we also have the AMA Mad River Fantasy pink canoe; plus my car, Brendan's car and John's car.

    the AMA Fleet.
    The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.

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    what makes me laugh the most, is I've seen pictures of some of you guys, and I've seen some of your web sites....they're not all that different.
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    What gets me is that they're prob'ly half-way successful with this.

    Much better than I was doing with my vagina jam idea, I'm sure.

    Anybody want to buy some Vagi-mite?

    They're actually not all that far from me. LOL
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    ZIM, why don't you swing past and see what they're all about? You'd be the only one with any credible remarks at that point.
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    LMFAO ! they seriously look all cracked out, just look at the beedy little eyes. He might be a ninja when it comes to making food dissapear but thats about it.

    what makes me laugh the most, is I've seen pictures of some of you guys, and I've seen some of your web sites....they're not all that different.
    now thats funny.
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    I really like this picture. I may frame it.

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    Originally posted by red5angel
    ZIM, why don't you swing past and see what they're all about? You'd be the only one with any credible remarks at that point.
    I don't know. They're something 2-3 hours away, maybe, depending on the route I take [not really familiar with Perry].

    I'm thinking what they are is a couple of bikers or something that decided to make some bucks. Maybe they'd be really good for improvised weapons, who knows? Nothing wrong wih that, honestly, and I've seen worse.

    Like, there's one guy here that has an American Jujitsu kind of place. He goes by the name "Dr. Kamae" and he looks like he just go out of some sodomizing prison- and that he was on the pitching end, if you see what I mean. Real screwed up and unbalanced looking.

    His 'art' seems geared for that, too. Lots of submissions.
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    BTW, thats why I don't mind these bogus schools all that much, if they spar. I don't mind if I run across some derivative of prison-fighting masquerading as a japanese art. I know what it is really, and if I ever want to test myself in a situation I never want to be in in real life, I know where to go.

    That said, have I? No. I've met some of his sudents is all.

    Similarly, there's this biker school....
    Last edited by ZIM; 01-11-2005 at 10:24 AM.
    -Thos. Zinn

    "Children, never fuss or fret
    Nor let unreason'd tempers rise
    Your little hands were never meant
    To pluck out one anothers eyes"
    -McGuffey's Reader

    “We are at a crossroads. One path leads to despair and the other to total extinction. I pray I have the wisdom to choose wisely.”


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