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    Please someone just email that link to whatever EMail addy is most likely to attract Lucas' attention. I'd love to see Ashida Kim get his ass sued!

    That was the most blatant example of copyright and trademark infringement I have ever seen.
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    OH I already did. After going through LucasFilm's offical website I came across the e-mail address for webmaster@starwars.com

    I also found on THX website a copy infringement form, however I didn't submit it because I don't think THX would care as much as the offical Star Wars website.
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    Klingons on the Loose!

    http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...90/detail.html

    D'ishwa Yabakah!

    I once had to learn Klingon phrases when bouncing at a club with a big international cliental - the idea was no one would know what we were saying. They were right, no one did - including the bouncers.

    Also - there used to be a guy who road the 'El' train in Chicago wearing a Star Fleet uniform complete with 'Star Fleet ID' tag. Okay, if he was really from the future, wouldn't there be a different way to ID people than a laminate tag?
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    shoulda titled it,"When Trekkies go bad"
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    You do know the other reference to "klingon" right?
    Psalms 144:1
    Praise be my Lord my Rock,
    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

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    i have a casette tape from 1993, unopened from wrapper called "how to learn Klingon with michael dorn: the language of the future"
    i wonder if it will sell for a lot of monehs

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    Remember Secret Fighting Arts of The Warrior Race?

    Secret Fighting Arts of The Warrior Race: Volume 1 - betleH yIqel...scroll down for it.

    I knew that was a bad idea. We shouldn't have released those Klingon secrets. They're too deadly for the street - for earth streets at least...
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    Secret Fighting Arts of The Warrior Race: Volume 1 - betleH yIqel...scroll down for it.

    I knew that was a bad idea. We shouldn't have released those Klingon secrets. They're too deadly for the street - for earth streets at least...
    omfg. lol!
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    Fess up Gene. You wrote that book.
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    No, my shidi wrote it.

    I did design the cover. The funny thing was the my shidi wasn't really a trekkie per se. He was a Hung Gar man, and quite talented at Iron Body and Iron Palm. Maybe all that Iron qigong got up in his head and made him go Klingon. I never quite figured that out.

    He wound up teaching workshops on the betleH for a while. It was pretty funny. He was pretty buff and hardcore and he'd sit these overweight trekkies in horse stance until they started to sweat cheetohs and cry "Beam me up! For God's Sake, Scotty, BEAM ME UP!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    I did design the cover. The funny thing was the my shidi wasn't really a trekkie per se. He was a Hung Gar man, and quite talented at Iron Body and Iron Palm. Maybe all that Iron qigong got up in his head and made him go Klingon. I never quite figured that out.

    He wound up teaching workshops on the betleH for a while. It was pretty funny. He was pretty buff and hardcore and he'd sit these overweight trekkies in horse stance until they started to sweat cheetohs and cry "Beam me up! For God's Sake, Scotty, BEAM ME UP!!"
    LMAO !!
    Best post of this thread !
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    click that link and you get:

    Not Available - Inventory Destroyed by order of Paramount/Viacom

    lol

    paramount/viacom wants their pound of flesh from the klingon first!
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    After I disarmed them and kicked their asses, we all went to the bar for beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    LMAO !!
    Best post of this thread !
    best post of the week!
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