Klingon Martial arts! (Gene will love it)

[yenhoi]

maybe this thread should be a sticky??

or maybe klingons, klingon language, klingon fighting style, and everything klingon needs its own forum??

Devastatingly effective and intergalactic!

c'mon, there is only like one other intergalactic style of fighting so far anyways!

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Fightin...3811762&sr=1-1

[sanjuro_ronin]

LMAO !!!

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew...269986-ap.html


Man boldly robs store with Star Trek sword
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS




COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - Colorado police say a man with too much "Star Trek" on his mind used a sword modelled after the weapon carried by Klingon warriors to demand money from two convenience stores.

Investigators say the man took an unknown amount of cash from a 7-Eleven store Wednesday but left empty-handed when he tried to rob another store about 25 minutes later.

Police Lt. David Whitlock says no one was injured.

The StarTrek.com website says the double-pointed sword used by the Klingons on "Star Trek" is crescent-shaped and about a metre long.

Police did not specify what material it was made of.

No one has been charged in the incident.

[Exadon]

LMAO !!!
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew...269986-ap.html

At least he did not use a phaser

[sanjuro_ronin]

At least he did not use a phaser

LOL !
Probably need the money to buy the crystals to make a phaser !

[Exadon]

"Back the f### away from the register, this thing is not set to stun"

that is a funny choice of weapons.

so crazy that such a culutre delvoped over a fictional race.

[GeneChing]

Wow, mine is autographed. I wonder how much that's worth...

[brothernumber9]

I was just listening to a radio show this morning and a caller called in that went to a local highschool in 2004 and one of the student body president candidates gave his entire speach, about 10min long, in klingon. I just thought that was funny.

[David Jamieson]

Wow, mine is autographed. I wonder how much that's worth...

you could totally auction that thing on ebay and sell it to a trekkie for sure.

do it! baby needs new shoes man.
lol

[GeneChing]

Besides, I just got new shoes.

[Becca]

Pic
Shows Man Robbing Stores With Klingon Sword
Clerks Recognize Sword As 'Bat'leth'

[GeneChing]

A Christmas Carol -- in Klingon 12/17/2010 10:30:00 PM

A theater troupe has mounted a production of the ****ens classic 'A Christmas Carol' in Chicago, but this version is in Klingon, the language of the characters in Star Trek.

From WSJ no less. Click for vid. It's worth it for the Klingon fanboy who got made up for the performance alone...

[GeneChing]

NOTE: I just merged Mas Judt's Klingons on the Loose! thread into this one.

‘Star Trek’ Klingon Warnog beer invites fans to drink like warriors
March 25, 2014 | 3:48 p.m.


Klingon Warnog in a can. (CBS Consumer Products)

By most accounts, we’re living in a golden age of television, but we’re also apparently living in a golden age of TV-based beer. There are currently beers inspired by “Game of Thrones” and “The Walking Dead” on the market.

And now there’s a beer from the “Star Trek” universe.

CBS Consumer Products and the Federation of Beer announced the first official “Star Trek” beer in Las Vegas on Monday, and it’s the kind of drink designed to make fans snarl and growl as only a Klingon could.

Klingon Warnog will be brewed by the Evansville, Ind.-based Tin Man Brewing Co. According to the announcement, the dunkelweizen style beer has an aroma that is “predominantly mild banana and clove” that is “supported by subtle sweet malt character from the use of Munich malt.”

The beer’s flavor “draws heavily from the blending of the rye malt and traditional clove character” and includes wheat and caramel malts. Making the 5.5% ABV Roggen Dunkel something strong enough for a surly Klingon to quaff. Or so they say. Klingons would probably prefer something around 10% ABV with a splash of battery acid.

The Klingon Warnog will soon join other TV-based beers already on the market, including the “Game of Thrones” line of beers from Brewery Ommegang, which includes Iron Throne blonde ale, Take the Black Stout and the latest, Fire and Blood red ale, which will be released Monday.

The Philadelphia-based Dock Street Brewing Co. will be releasing the “Walking Dead”-inspired Dock Street Walker on Sunday. The red-hued American pale stout uses an extra special ingredient to appeal to zombie fans: smoked goat brains.

With all the TV-based beer available, it’s worth a reminder that fans should only binge on the shows. The beers are best enjoyed one at a time.