This is a thread about funny stuff I have seen in NYC Chinatown.
I was there last week and I'm eating dim sum in my favorite restaurant. In walks in this white guy with a weapon of some kind on his back. It was in a leather case so I think it was a stick or two sticks. He sits down and orders. Later on I see him pour HIS OWN tea leaves into the teapot. Weird kung fu, take 1.
Take 2-
I'm in BAk Lei Ta(which keeps changing its name for it's BLT sporting now) and i'm trying to buy a gim. A gim is a double edged sword. So this black guy walks up to me and proceeds to tell me, "That's a tai chi sword." This guy was walking slow and had some kung fu outfit on just like Kwai Chain Kain from the Kung fu series.
Anyway so I rolled my eyes and replied, "Wow! A tai chi sword? Is that what they call it? Do you think I could kill someone with this sword."
He says, "No. You'd have to put a blade on it."
"After I put a blade on it do you think I could carve a ***** with it?" After I said that he finally got the picture that I was being sarcastic. *****.
Take 3-
Have any of you witnessed someone using THEIR OWN rice bowl and chopsticks in Chinatown? How ridiculous. I"m not even going to get into any of these stories.
I don't mean to keep bringing up the race thing but the point of this post is to make fun of all those people who think that chinese people actually do these weird things. The kung fu media must be stopped!
Ok I'm done now.
Would anyone else care to share a story or two?