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  1. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by MoreMisfortune
    hey!!
    i was being merciful on you
    look now, you disrespect me
    god will punish you for this

    and i made out with a chick some 8 months ago, i think
    that does counts as one
    cos i said so

    bout d@mn time... Is this the chick you posted about where the "making out" was a kiss, and you both were drunk, so you don't know if she remembers it?
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

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  2. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Mo Lung
    He calls it a foot, but it's actually only about 4 inches.
    4 inches away from the bottom of my pants leg? that sounds about right.
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SevenStar
    4 inches away from the bottom of my pants leg? that sounds about right.
    I thought yo Momma told me you weren't wearing those short pants any more?


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    Yeah, real short pants. 7* looks like a his shorts were shrinkwrapped after he put them on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SevenStar
    4 inches away from the bottom of my pants leg? that sounds about right.
    But you only wear hotpants right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dezhen2001
    Keep it real bro
    **** straight, man

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    Quote Originally Posted by SevenStar
    bout d@mn time... Is this the chick you posted about where the "making out" was a kiss, and you both were drunk, so you don't know if she remembers it?
    yeah man
    in the mouth
    and she pratically made me do it
    basicly by standing in front of me for too long and smilling too much

    ive had access to information, yes
    so i know now that a dude that i had seen with her earlier on the party was her boyfriend
    and they be together still today
    so i think she just used my body
    and i involuntarily was part of her cheating little scheme you know

    oh but the good news is my drunk buddy also remembers it, so its not just me, i have a witness.

    but thats cool i know it doesnt count as 1, it counts like 0.25 or some
    so ill restrain myself from saying anything, thats fine
    just think ill post some ugly images at the bullshido thread before going silent, mkay, hope the board dont mind

  8. #23
    lol @ the hotpants cracks...

    remember though, my legs are bigger than most you guys' body, so what are hotpants to me are like full length jeans to you...
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

    -Charles Manson

    I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.

    - Shonie Carter

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    Quote Originally Posted by SevenStar
    lol @ the hotpants cracks...

    remember though, my legs are bigger than most you guys' body, so what are hotpants to me are like full length jeans to you...
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    my thread went awry.



    pretty amusing, though.
    The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.

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