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  1. 03-04-2005, 10:47 AM #1
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    Monkey Style Masters in the news

    http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/04/chi....ap/index.html

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    His testicles and a foot also were severed, Kern County Sheriff's Cmdr. Hal Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian
    WTF???????
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  3. 03-04-2005, 10:57 AM #3
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    I tol'ju man - don't #@&! with no chimps!
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  4. 03-04-2005, 11:04 AM #4
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    Thumbs down animal slavery?

    a monkey's natural habitat is not a cage
    no animal's natural habitat is a cage.
    If it were you then you'd be pretty pizzed as well
    the monkeys were not doing a bad thing , they were just being monkeys
    sad but
    true.
    If the monkey was not in a cage to begin with there would have not been the human injury and the monkey fatality.
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    true dat starchaser
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    How the F*CK did they sever his foot and testicles?!!! Were they packin' friggin' machetes or what??
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    Quote Originally Posted by cerebus
    How the F*CK did they sever his foot and testicles?!!! Were they packin' friggin' machetes or what??
    Remind me to wear my nut cup next time I'm at an "animal" shelter. Maybe with a pair of leather motorcycle chaps on top. I'm on talking about any groin cup either, I'd have to wear one of those steel muay thai cups.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cerebus
    How the F*CK did they sever his foot and testicles?!!! Were they packin' friggin' machetes or what??
    They have VERY sharp teeth.
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    plus they are extremely strong. they could pull off your testicles for sure and im thinking a foot might be possible. they could dislocate pretty much anything so why not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starchaser107
    a monkey's natural habitat is not a cage
    no animal's natural habitat is a cage.
    If it were you then you'd be pretty pizzed as well
    the monkeys were not doing a bad thing , they were just being monkeys
    sad but
    true.
    If the monkey was not in a cage to begin with there would have not been the human injury and the monkey fatality.
    I agree with you but Chimpanzees aren't monkies; they are much smarter and much larger than any monkey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cerebus
    How the F*CK did they sever his foot and testicles?!!! Were they packin' friggin' machetes or what??
    Have you SEEN the teeth on a Chimp?
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