That's probably because she's been dead for a while.Originally Posted by Ming Yue
your mom?
oh wait, she looks bad no matter who she's on.
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That's probably because she's been dead for a while.your mom?
oh wait, she looks bad no matter who she's on.
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yes, yes I do...Am I a hippy? Do you hate me?
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Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ
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I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread
even if you win ...
BURNED!!!!
where's my beer?
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Yep, you are drunk!And whole wheat rice is just that, whole wheat. It's like bread, white, or wholemeal.
God ****, I'm a bit drunk that took ages to write.What you would be talking about is whole rice!
Hippy!!!
Facetious boy. Are you suggesting you are not familiar with the term organic, often used in the English language?
GDA, that joke is disgusting.I'm definitely gonna use that.
Itinerant practitioner
milk comes out of a cows teats, ergo it is organic and not the opposite which would be, either silicon based, synthetic, mineral or what not.
Organic is just a marketing talking point. If it's grown, vegetable, or animal by product, it's "organic".
teh other thing was that "wheat" is not "rice" so you can't have whole wheat rice.
rice is a cereal grass, wheat is, well wheat!
man, even hippies have better educations and would know these things.
I am starting to think taht people on this forum are actually eating lead raw. LOL
Kung Fu is good for you.
even if you win ...
why is that bad?kung lek ...
I am starting to think taht people on this forum are actually eating lead raw.
where's my beer?
even if you win ...
Three expectant fathers, a white guy, a black guy, and a Frenchman, were in the hospital waiting room. A doctor comes in and announces that he has some good news and some bad news, "The good news is that you each are the father of a healthy baby boy. The bad news is that we've mixed them up."
The three new fathers walk into the nursery. The white guy goes right to the black baby, picks him up and starts rocking him.
"What are you doing?" the black guy asks, "That is obviously my son."
"I know," said the white guy, "but I didn't want to accidentally get the French kid."
where's my beer?
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"whole rice!"
Oh yeah. Kung Lek you're just being difficult
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Homicidal puppet
Wrong, wrong, wrong!
Sometimes you just have to admit that even your language is evolving.
Keep eating the pesticides!
Oh wait, you already have:One Canadian certainly is...
Last edited by Mr Punch; 03-05-2005 at 05:28 AM.
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a teenage mother was forced to give up a set of twins for adoption as she was not able to care for them. unfortunately they were split up. one went to live with a family in suadia arabia and became known as amal. the other went to live with a family in mexico and was named jaun.
both twins were allowed contact with their birth mother and they wrote eachother often. many many years later she asked both of them to send pictures of themselves. a few weeks later she received only one picture from jaun.
she expressed her disapointment at only receiving a picture of one of them to her husband who said, "honey they're twins. if you've seen jaun you've seen amal."
where's my beer?
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Greetings,
What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey?
Most of the time you get a onion with very long ears;
but, sometimes, you get a piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
(A Friar's Club Joke)
Last edited by mickey; 03-06-2005 at 01:10 PM.
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People,
I am getting so old that last week I forgot what the "f" word meant.
I looked it up in the dictionary and I didn't understand the definition.
I went to a thesaurus and found the words "screw," "hump," "mash," "pump,"etc. Still didn't ring a bell.
I got so frustrated that I screamed out "God, I don't know jack ......"
You know what? As soon as I said "jack" I got wood.
A mickey original.
Last edited by mickey; 03-06-2005 at 01:11 PM.
Still kickin'
I got owned.
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Bull****. That's Dangerfield material.
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even if you win ...
i think saying its a mikey original might have been part of the impersonation ... not him actually trying to steal dangerfields joke.
but then again i dont know ****.
where's my beer?
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