You would too if you had to listen to liberal broads whine and b1tch all day.Originally Posted by MonkeySlap Too
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You would too if you had to listen to liberal broads whine and b1tch all day.
I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows
The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.
Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.
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mmk it was a joke, see.
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Dangerfield material?
No. I thought that one up on my own. I can understand how you may think it so by the rhythms. I wouldn't rip off his materials in life nor after his passing. He had great timing. I did not notice the rhythm until you mentioned him. That kind of timing was not unique to Dangerfield. He simply championed it and made it all his own.
My gosh, I am under attack by Vash.
What did I do to deserve this?
Wait a minute-- WHO did I DO to deserve this?
(Another Dangerfield rhythm)
Notice that I did not claim the Friar's club joke as my own. I think Milton Berle told that one. I believe in giving credit to where credit is due,
mickey
PS: If Dangerfield told the exact same joke, that is freakin' weird. I am getting chills by the thought of that.
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He did indeed.
I'm almost sure of it.
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"Who dies first," he mumbled through smashed and bloody lips.
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I don't know why, but I could hear MY saying this ins a 20's teamster voice.
"Mmk, it was a joke, see? Make you sleep wit da fishes, see?"
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"Who dies first," he mumbled through smashed and bloody lips.
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Hi Vash,
Please give me a source. I never heard the joke before.
mickey
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I want to say I heard it when he Roasted someone, or at some comedy central show where he was honored.
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"Who dies first," he mumbled through smashed and bloody lips.
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you nailed it.That's exactly what I was doing when I typed it.
All I wanted was a Pepsi
Crap. Now, I don't really consider myself a republican or a democrat, but I usally vote republican. Maybe that explains why my dobe has been a stubborn fiesty s.o.b. lately.What's brown and Black and looks good around the neck of a republican?
A doberman Pinscher.
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You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen
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Hey Vash,
I do not have cable so it is not possible for me to have seen it. So this is a pretty weird coincidence, especially if the joke is word for word. The term "mash" is pretty recent. Nevertheless, it is pretty cool if I channeled something from Rodney.
Guess what y'all? I channeled Rodney! Ah AH channeled ROD-NEEE!!!
mickey
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just found this on another board:
3 vampires walk into a bar
first vampire walks in, orders a pint of blood
the second walks in and does the same
the third walks in and asks for a glass of boiling hot water
the other two vampires ask him whatsup with the hot water?
so he chucks a tampon in and says "i like tea"
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Tell this one like it really happened to you, cause it's more funny that way.
"The other day I was patching up some rust on my wheel wells of the car and I was overcome with the fumes from the compound and passed out!
As I lay unconcious on the floor I could feel myself floating upwards and when I looked down I could see myself lying there!
It was then, that I knew I was having my first autobody experience!"
Tell this one while you are reading a newspaper and someone is in earshot, because....it's more funny that way
"Oh, says here in the paper they had the new candidates for the next pope down to two Cardinals and one of them is Italian! A Cardinal Sicola (the italian) and Cardinal Timmins (an american). Apparently they chose the American because they felt that -Pope Sicola- sounded too weird"
Har dee har har mo fos!
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even if you win ...
that was worse than my seen juan seen amal joke.
good job.
where's my beer?
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In the year 3000,
Geronimo Dill, a master practitioner in the eclectic traditions of Bruce Lee, will publish his magnum opus....
"The Tao of Dill Do"
a mickey original
All I wanted was a Pepsi
Kind of a side joke...well not really a joke because it really happened but was funny and ironic.
Right when the Iraq war started, there was a debate at a local college with the liberals and conservatives, with the liberals saying what is wrong with war and violence. The debate between two men from each side of the table got pretty heated, and the liberal guy ended up punching the conservative guy out.
Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.
You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen
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