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Thread: So I'm hunting mice in my living room with a BB gun today

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    So I'm hunting mice in my living room with a BB gun today

    Caught the little *******s in my easter basket!!
    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


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    Hold on everybody this could be one wild ride.
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    I am waiting for a reference to an ex-girlfriend or their current boyfriend
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    dude, clean up, and get some traps....
    practice wu de


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    GOT ONE!!!

    Sniped the little ******* as he entered an almost empty jar of peanutbutter I layed on the floor! Of course I shot the jar too but...

    I think I will only pump it up 1 time from now on, 12 was a bit over kill I think.

    The gun was rated at 880 fps at 8 pumps, I'm sure 12 is over 1000 fps.

    As for traps, no good. I did that and got all the adults already. What is left are juviniles that are too light to spring the traps.

    I actually caught three of them by hand, and I am holding them prisinor in a 10 gallon tank we normally use to hold food for my daughter's snake. They are too small to feed off though, I got's to grow em a bit before they will be a good meal!!

    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


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    I am also befreinding some of the local alley cats. When they are comfortable, I'll let them in to hunt too!!
    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


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    You MIGHT be a redneck(or Texan) if.....

    Awesome dude! Atleast you don't have squirrels in your house. They make a BIG mess. I've heard several horror stories about them. One where it go so bad they tried shooting them with .22s. Apparently they didn't die right away and went ape **** all over the place and left blood all over the curtins, etc.

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    my friend
    how can i put this gently

    you have officially...(as they say ) "Lost It"

    do not pass go
    do not collect 200 dollars

    lock yourself away now
    and stay away from children and small animals.

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    Speaking of squirrles, I befreind them in the spring, and they come into my house every year to be hand fed while I watch TV. then they go back outside to scamper around free. They are the best pets in the world, as they totally care for themselves!.
    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Royal Dragon
    Speaking of squirrles, I befreind them in the spring, and they come into my house every year to be hand fed while I watch TV. then they go back outside to scamper around free. They are the best pets in the world, as they totally care for themselves!.
    One of these days a rabid one is going to come and visit you.

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    holy freaking crap... RD, you've reached a new high!
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    Note to self, avoid Downers Grove next time I'm in the Chicago area. haha j/k

    Your starting to remind me of the rednecks in Southern Illinois. I've got a friend that lives inbetween Paducah KY and Carbondale IL.(for you party animals in IL you probably know about Carbondale and SIU). So I drive out there from redneckville East Tennessee expecting rural Illinois. What I found were more rednecks there than here. Technically that's yankee teritory also, it's across the Ohio. We went to a local joint to have a few beers and I swear, I saw more mullets and wet hair gel there than I ever did when I lived in Alabama.

    Woohooo! I'll be in Carbondale this Friday to PARTY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Royal Dragon
    Speaking of squirrles, I befreind them in the spring, and they come into my house every year to be hand fed while I watch TV. then they go back outside to scamper around free. They are the best pets in the world, as they totally care for themselves!.
    Until you realise:
    1. It is not good for the "wildlife"

    2. They are ****ting in you house...
    practice wu de


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    Something tells me you will be reincarnated as a mouse!!

    Oh yeah....and get some professional help.

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