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    Quote Originally Posted by Starchaser107
    ...it's all good.
    Actually, salmonella is supposed to be fairly bad. So you're wrong.
    I would use a blue eyed, blond haired Chechnyan to ruin you- Drake on weapons

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    And I hear that death by acid bath sucks kinda badly too...
    Time
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    Like this world of dust

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    Depends on what type of acid it is. Some forms are quite halluconagenic, and might even be fun to some!
    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


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    Have you ever considered the possibility that being so comfortable around ex-girlfriends, their boyfriends, and other people around whom you should be rather uncomfortable, may be a sign that you're fukced up in the head?

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    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KC Elbows
    Actually, salmonella is supposed to be fairly bad. So you're wrong.

    (sniffle)

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    So, uh, did you trade donkey punch techniques or what?
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    Your little hands were never meant
    To pluck out one anothers eyes"
    -McGuffey's Reader

    “We are at a crossroads. One path leads to despair and the other to total extinction. I pray I have the wisdom to choose wisely.”


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    No, we are going to be working on escapes from the ground so I can get backup and keep the fight in my arena. That and anti take downs and things of that nature.

    What is a "Donkey punch" anyway?

    Is that like "Monkey steals the peach?"
    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


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    oh boy.

    if i remember right a donkey punch is when you puch a girl in the back of her head while giving it to her doggy style.
    where's my beer?

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    RD's new nickname should be "Two in the stink."

    His old nickname "Snowball" might also still be appropriate.

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    Snow ball??

    I don't remeber that one.
    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


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    GDA got it. I was just cracking up over the whole idea...

    Snow balling is sick, though. Ewwww.
    -Thos. Zinn

    "Children, never fuss or fret
    Nor let unreason'd tempers rise
    Your little hands were never meant
    To pluck out one anothers eyes"
    -McGuffey's Reader

    “We are at a crossroads. One path leads to despair and the other to total extinction. I pray I have the wisdom to choose wisely.”


    ستّة أيّام يا كلب

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    Ok then...........................
































    What is "Snow balling?" anyway? is that some sort of Wrestling technique?
    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


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    LOL oh my goodness. why do you let them pick on you so bad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Royal Dragon
    What is "Snow balling?" anyway? is that some sort of Wrestling technique?
    No, that would be felching, or if it's professional wrastling, the Dirty Sanchez.

    What, you never watched Clerks, RD? I'm ROTFLOL over here. Snowball
    Last edited by ZIM; 03-30-2005 at 11:16 AM.
    -Thos. Zinn

    "Children, never fuss or fret
    Nor let unreason'd tempers rise
    Your little hands were never meant
    To pluck out one anothers eyes"
    -McGuffey's Reader

    “We are at a crossroads. One path leads to despair and the other to total extinction. I pray I have the wisdom to choose wisely.”


    ستّة أيّام يا كلب

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    LOL oh my goodness. why do you let them pick on you so bad?

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    I can't think of any other way to top the hits on a Shaolin Do thread.
    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


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