Friday Jokes

[GreenCloudCLF]

It's not yet Friday, but I work on Friday. Enjoy:

I'm getting quite concerned about what kids are hearing in the playground lately. This morning whilst in the doctor's surgery I saw a little girl imitating the doggy position with her Barbie and Ken dolls.

I bent down and told her, "Young lady, you'll end up with little baby dolls if you keep doing that."

To which she replied, "Oh no, don't worry, he's doing her up the s#!tter."

[Becca]

Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?



Answer:


10 little piggy's, 2 calves, 1 ass, an unknown number of hares, And of course one . . .



Come on, you know you're laughing

[Becca]

Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this House knows HOW to change a light bulb! They Don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!



I'm sorry... What was the question?

[Lucas]

LOL

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i started this thread 4 years ago!

[Lucas]

here's a good joke.

i miss megafist and his crazy judo katana

[GreenCloudCLF]

LOL

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i started this thread 4 years ago!

I was surfing and found that joke I just posted. I remembered this thread, did a quick search, and BAM! History repeats itself.

[Oso]

not really a joke but maybe you will laugh...at me!

I've not been recieved email notifications about posts for about 6 months...asked Gene about it a couple of times and I swear I looked at everything in the User CP...except the email itself...yea...apparently in the relationship chaos of the last year I was using a different email and forgot to change it back...

[SIFU RON]

A new guy started my Tai Chi class last week. I was teaching some new moves to the class and he got right in and did exremely well.

During break time - I said

You move very good. Do you have M/A experience ?

No, never tried it.

How old are you ?

I'm 87.

87 !!!!!! **** you sure move extremely well for a guy that's 87 !!!!!! How do you feel ?

I feel just like a baby.

Really and how's that ?

I'm bald, got no teeth, and I just wet my pants.

[Lucas]

A new guy started my Tai Chi class last week. I was teaching some new moves to the class and he got right in and did exremely well.

During break time - I said

You move very good. Do you have M/A experience ?

No, never tried it.

How old are you ?

I'm 87.

87 !!!!!! **** you sure move extremely well for a guy that's 87 !!!!!! How do you feel ?

I feel just like a baby.

Really and how's that ?

I'm bald, got no teeth, and I just wet my pants.

LOL thats a good one. did that really happen or are you just good at making up jokes.

[SIFU RON]

Joke - sure it is and Tanks - I enjoy humor - here's some more

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOxaiY3KH4k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-Eq5Xn23h8