Originally Posted by
YouKnowWho
- Wing Chuan guys should not expose their elbow during Bon Shou.
- XingYi guys should not move front leg before the back leg (half stepping).
- Bagua guys should not cross their legs during circle walking.
- Taiji guys have no legs.
- SC guys have no ground fight.
- SC is just bad Judo.
- Modern Wushu is worthless SHI*.
- Boxing guys don't know locks.
- Judo guys don't know kicks.
- TKD guys don't know throws.
- Aikido guys don't know punches.
- Internal MA = push people away.
- CMA came from Karate. 5000 years ago a Japanese guy name Yamamoto went to China and taught Chinese how to fight.
- Don’t try to pull me down to the ground. I do bite and I have spikes ring on.
- CMA is for killing and MMA is for sport.
- I don’t play sport and I don't fight fair.
- No group fights training in MMA.
- Only gays like "ground fight".
- Why push people away if you can knock him out right under your feet?
- If you can't beat him with fist then beat him with knife. If you can't beat him with knife then beat him with gun.
- Rules? CMA has no rules.
Is there anybody that I have not insulted yet?
C'mon, you can do better than that.
For instance [ahem!]
The thing with Wing Chun is, if you just turn it sideways, you'll notice it's a cheap ripoff of just about any other generic Southern Kung Fu.
This just proves that Yip Man didn't really teach anybody anything solid. It was a gag to make money in a new place, that's all.
And he had to, because he had such an expensive opium habit.
You can tell, also, that he didn't know anything about internal arts because he died of cancer from all the drug use.
He probably saw it all in the movies or something. That's why Bruce Lee rocked in the film biz, 'cuz he was in on the gag from day one.
Which just goes to prove that Bruce Lee had the true "lineage", whatever that's worth.
See? Simple.
Anyhow. I was thinking of starting a thread entitled "Which kung fu style is usually the most Dumba$$?" Whatchya think?
Last edited by ZIM; 04-21-2005 at 04:41 PM.
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