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  1. 04-21-2005, 04:37 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by YouKnowWho
    - Wing Chuan guys should not expose their elbow during Bon Shou.
    - XingYi guys should not move front leg before the back leg (half stepping).
    - Bagua guys should not cross their legs during circle walking.
    - Taiji guys have no legs.
    - SC guys have no ground fight.
    - SC is just bad Judo.
    - Modern Wushu is worthless SHI*.
    - Boxing guys don't know locks.
    - Judo guys don't know kicks.
    - TKD guys don't know throws.
    - Aikido guys don't know punches.
    - Internal MA = push people away.
    - CMA came from Karate. 5000 years ago a Japanese guy name Yamamoto went to China and taught Chinese how to fight.
    - Don’t try to pull me down to the ground. I do bite and I have spikes ring on.
    - CMA is for killing and MMA is for sport.
    - I don’t play sport and I don't fight fair.
    - No group fights training in MMA.
    - Only gays like "ground fight".
    - Why push people away if you can knock him out right under your feet?
    - If you can't beat him with fist then beat him with knife. If you can't beat him with knife then beat him with gun.
    - Rules? CMA has no rules.

    Is there anybody that I have not insulted yet?
    C'mon, you can do better than that.

    For instance [ahem!]

    The thing with Wing Chun is, if you just turn it sideways, you'll notice it's a cheap ripoff of just about any other generic Southern Kung Fu.

    This just proves that Yip Man didn't really teach anybody anything solid. It was a gag to make money in a new place, that's all.

    And he had to, because he had such an expensive opium habit.

    You can tell, also, that he didn't know anything about internal arts because he died of cancer from all the drug use.

    He probably saw it all in the movies or something. That's why Bruce Lee rocked in the film biz, 'cuz he was in on the gag from day one.

    Which just goes to prove that Bruce Lee had the true "lineage", whatever that's worth.

    See? Simple.

    Anyhow. I was thinking of starting a thread entitled "Which kung fu style is usually the most Dumba$$?" Whatchya think?
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    Shaolin-Do is not a legitimate martial art
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    I'll try:


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  4. 04-21-2005, 04:42 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by wdl
    I'll try:


    I CLUB BABY SEALS!


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    Your flame-fu is weak.

    Oh, and wimmen can't fight, as long as I'm here.
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    THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!

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    Here is a picture of Red5 and my mom!!!

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    America sucks and George Bush is the Anti-Christ
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    Quote Originally Posted by joedoe
    America sucks and George Bush is the Anti-Christ
    Actually I know thats true cause the devil told me, while i was bangin' red5's mom.
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    The war in Iraq was all about oil
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    Internal martial arts are the duck's nuts, while external martial arts are inferior
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    Quote Originally Posted by joedoe
    America sucks and George Bush is the Anti-Christ
    The Anti-Christ isn't actually an individual at all, as specified in the New Testament.

    Oh, and Aussies are all criminal scum.

    OT: Yay!!!! Hang 'em!
    Last edited by ZIM; 04-21-2005 at 05:25 PM.
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    Flame #1.

    You are a poopy head.

    Flame # 2

    My style is better than yours.

    Flame # 3

    Your favourite band sux

    Flame # 4

    The professional sports team from my area or region is superior to the professional sports team of your area or region.

    Flame # 5

    You are a poopy head
    Kung Fu is good for you.
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    Come on, get it right. We are not all criminal scum, we are descended from criminal scum. Oh, except those of us who aren't descended from the convict scum. In which case we are probably illegal immigrants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YouKnowWho
    No matter which angle that I looked at George Bush, he still looked like a monkey to me.
    Your flame fu sucks. That's too close to the truth to be a flame.
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    you're kidding? i would love to drink that beer just BECAUSE it's in a dead animal...i may even pick up the next dead squirrel i see and stuff a budweiser in it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Becca
    Your flame fu sucks. That's too close to the truth to be a flame.
    Ah but you see, no matter how close to the truth you are, there is always someone who will deny the truth
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