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    Congrats Rubthebuddha!

    He's officially a married man!

    congratulations man and welcome to the world of wife jokes.
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    Oh man, and you guys missed a great ceremony. RTB wore a kilt, and his wife was in a white leather mini-skirt and go-go boots. Let me tell you, I was the first guy in line to "kiss the bride" wink wink wink.

    And then at the reception, there was this mule show....

    Oh...hold on a second...that's right...I wasn't invited.

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    And then at the reception, there was this mule show....

    I thought Rub gave that up a few years ago.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by red5angel
    I thought Rub gave that up a few years ago.....

    you can take the farmer off the farm, but never the farm out of the farmer.
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    kick ass, buddha
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    I am not here at the forum therefore, got nothing more to say and cannot save anyone (me included).
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    Congrats!

    Now, how's about you get on MSN sometimes and let someone know what's going on?
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    Vash I chat with him just about everyday on MSN. He's currently in a tropical paradise right now running nekked with his new wife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by red5angel
    Vash I chat with him just about everyday on MSN. He's currently in a tropical paradise right now running nekked with his new wife.
    That would explain his absence, I suppose.

    Not really a good excuse, but I'll take it for now.
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    Congrats bro...

    have fun in St. Kitts or whatever.
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    I was gonna let the cat outta the bag over the weekend, but didn't know if he wanted to do it himself or not, so I didn't... In any event, congrats, bud!
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    Quote Originally Posted by red5angel
    Vash I chat with him just about everyday on MSN. He's currently in a tropical paradise right now running nekked with his new wife.
    Watch out for the Chiggers, dude.
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    Congratulations

    My divorce was final last week. I bet I am happier than you. Well, after a week or two (or however long your honeymoon lasts) I will be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ewallace
    My divorce was final last week. I bet I am happier than you. Well, after a week or two (or however long your honeymoon lasts) I will be.
    Me too, I mean who wants to spend all that time snuggling up to another human being you care about. Getting "it" on a regular basis, having someone to talk to, lean on and turn to when you need it
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    congratz dude, you deserve it.

    send some my way, there is an extreme shortage of women around here that are into martial arts type guys. For some reason they dont like it when you tell them kung fu is more important than women.

    THEY DONT UNDERSTAND
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    Quote Originally Posted by PangQuan
    send some my way, there is an extreme shortage of women around here that are into martial arts type guys. For some reason they dont like it when you tell them kung fu is more important than women.

    THEY DONT UNDERSTAND

    where are you again? I mean other then "limbo"?

    Most women I know appreciate the dedication to the arts as long as your willing to make sacrifices. My wife and I had a talk before we got married. I said she would be my number 1 priority but MA would be a very close second and she would just have to live with that.
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