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    HEY!! I'm in Penthouse!!

    After getting into IKF and BB this year, the coup de grace is my appearence in Penthouse. Yeah, I know what your thinking... Actually it was in the April 2005 issue on page 138. I was interviewed about GM Tu's Iron crotch for a short piece called ***** Envy. I consider getting into Penthouse a remarkable acheivement in my life, but I'm a bit disappointed for a few reasons.

    First, I was misquoted, or more specifically, words were placed in my mouth, but it actually makes me sound wittier than what I really said, so no big on that one. Actually, the author did me a favor, so I guess I'm not really disappointed here at all.

    Second, we were supposed to get our website mentioned, but that didn't happen. That's the really big one, disappointment-wise...

    Third, and most important, I missed it on the newsstands. The phone interview was a few months ago and I had completely forgotten about it until I was interviewed on the same topic on a Houston radio show a while back. By then, the issue was already off stands, but the good people in Penthouse were kind enough to send me a comp back issue. I was even more disappointed that none of my friends or associates, including all of you here on the forum, didn't bring it to my attention while it was on the newsstands. No one 'fessed up to reading Penthouse. Of maybe, no one reads the articles.

    Anyway, I'm pretty pleased with my coverage in other magazines so far this year. I had originally hoped that I would appear in all three magazines at more or less the same time, which is why I did the posts for BB & IKF so, but we can't have everything now, can we? My thanks to the good people at Penthouse...
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    I was even more disappointed that none of my friends or associates, including all of you here on the forum, didn't bring it to my attention while it was on the newsstands. No one 'fessed up to reading Penthouse. Of maybe, no one reads the articles.

    penthouse has articles?!
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    Disappointed

    I thought Gene was going to tell us he had something published in the Penthouse Forums:

    I was working on my forms one night and two gorgeous blonds happened to be watching me.....


    You get the idea.

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    this thread is worthless without pics gene.
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    I opened this thread expecting a pic of Gene on the hood of a sports car, Gene by the pool, Gene laughing as a shaolin monk splashes him with water...

    drats
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    Gene laughing as a shaolin monk splashes him with water...
    I laughed so hard I almost vomited. Or maybe that was my reaction to the visuals in my head.
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    Bompa chicka bow bow bompa chicka bow bow... and so on.

    ross, you are a sick and deviant man, but that was pretty funny.
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Stop by an adult shop, they sometimes have issues held on the shelves that are a few months old.

    Not that I would um...know from experience.

    If I remember though I'll pick one up, see if I can get 2 and send one to you.
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    Editors have all the fun - I'm in the wrong field!
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    d@mn christian ppl took penthouse and playboy off the newsstands here, pressuring the govt. and such about pornography issues.

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    So what's next for you Gene? Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition? Please let me know in advance so I can skip ordering the calendar for that year.
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    I thought y'all would like that...

    What's next for me? I have no idea. Is there anything left?
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    Well, there is a certain item I have not received from ya, but I won't hold that against you.
    Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.

    You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen

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    Ya, I know...

    I had to wait until Gigi came back from China to get authorization for both you and Subatai. I should be able to get it done very soon. It's just that since I did that Penthouse article, my phone lines have been jammed with bodacious ladies calling me...

    yeah, I wish...
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    I got a letter published in Penthouse Letters.
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

    DM


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